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I've always wanted a tortoise
One like this. But I'm afraid I'm not as cool as crab man and taking my turtle places doesn't seem like something you're supposed to do.
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That is a man, not a tortoise, silly Oister.
# ᴛ ʜ ᴇ ʏ ᴄ ᴀ ʟ ʟ ᴍ ᴇ ᴛ ʜ ᴇ s ᴏ ʀ ᴄ ᴇ ʀ ᴇ ʀ s ᴜ ᴘ ʀ ᴇ ᴍ ᴇ ʙ ᴇ ᴄ ᴀ ᴜ s ᴇ ɪ ' ᴍ s ᴏ s ᴛ ʀ ᴀ ɴ ɢ ᴇ.
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(Don't lick turtles. They often carry salmonella and/or are ninjas.)
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