"Ha" he thought, as the foolish looking mage uttered these words, "I've had more women than he's had men... Wait dammit can he hear me? Dont mages have like mind powers? ****... Hm, er..."
Bandits rushed to him and he parried and knocked them out, he was too much of a charming gentlemen to kill when there was even the slightest chance a woman would be around, besides, he hated blood, once a woman had wanted to have sex with him during her... Well, thats another story. Bandit after bandit he lay waste to until they all just started scrambling away.
He began to roam through the empty streets, "My mage friend! Old man! What the hell am I supposed to do now?!"