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    Well surprisingly the most weird/funny tihng a noob said to me was


    Noob: Trade me
    Me: Why?
    Noob: I need to tell you something.
    Me: Just say it now
    Noob: No, its to dangerous. Theres people that will hear
    Me: Your point is..?
    Noob: Just trade
    Me: Fine
    *Opens Trade*
    Noob: I have to go pee.
    I Pwn Joo
    And Joo Pwn Me

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    WTF? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    That's some funny sh*t there. Anyway....

    Me: SELLING ICYS
    Noob: *Trades me*
    Noob: How much for icys?
    Me: Offer?
    Noob: 250k
    Me: No
    Noob: How much?
    Me: 400k
    Noob: OMG ROFLMAO NOOB
    Noob: *Cancels Trade*


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    Quote Originally Posted by olaph View Post
    sorry Death but guys impersonating girls with names like secksmeup etc don't count as some kind of proof your sexy

    now if you wanna talk about true sexyness look at me
    mod at a huge forum and a sexy guy with a hawt accent
    Pwned........................ =/

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    noob: OMG IT'S YOON F2
    me: f6
    noob: will you have my baby?
    me: *cc*
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    Quote Originally Posted by yoon82 View Post
    noob: OMG IT'S YOON F2
    me: f6
    noob: will you have my baby?
    me: *cc*
    lol yeah screw him...wanna have my baby?

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    Quote Originally Posted by olaph View Post
    lol yeah screw him...wanna have my baby?
    I'll help o.0

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    lol these things are really funny!

    eh...

    Noob in kerning- Give me all your stars and il duplicate them! for free!
    Me- You cant duplicate and you cant scam for shiit ****ing noob
    Noob- yes i can i hax
    Me- proove it that you have the 'hax'
    Noob- wait brb i needa boot the hax
    Me- pshh w/e
    Noob- 5mins later~ log out
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    I normally do not mind sparing new people some messos. But this is just ridiculously greedy.



    Come on, who is Honostly going to give away 3mil, to a random guy. Sure 3 mil is not tooo much, but it is still WAY to much to give to a random person, who dosn't even have the decency to try and befriend me before begging; or you use proper grammar, for that matter.
    Last edited by Renisin; 12-21-2006 at 02:48 AM.

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    lol wtf what kind of person asks for 3mill to a random person
    since im godly and your not random...can i have about three fitty



    lol

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    Dammit woman, why you be gibin dem guys dat tree fitty!

    Seriously though... god, at least try to get to know me, if your gona beg for 3mil.

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    Quote Originally Posted by olaph View Post
    lol wtf what kind of person asks for 3mill to a random person
    since im godly and your not random...can i have about three fitty



    lol
    No no Olaph.TREE FITTY.
    Ahaha, SouthPark, classic show. I lovee it.

    Funniest thing a noob asked me was,

    * NEWB trades me *
    Me * Sup....*
    *NEWB* How much are tobis?
    Me * 1.3mil* At the time*
    NEWB* So will you accept 75k?*
    He then became a noob....It's like i saw him evolve like a Pokemon...

    Another time
    ____ says: HI DING!
    Me: Eh whats crackalacking
    ___ says : Do you touch your self at night?
    Me: Dear god.....must you know?

    Yesh, very akward.


    Quote Originally Posted by olaph View Post
    WHOA!! my pokemon newbie evolved into a noobasaur!
    Pokemon, gotta catch'em All!
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    WHOA!! my pet newbie involved inta a noobasaur

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    Quote Originally Posted by olaph View Post
    WHOA!! my pet newbie involved inta a noobasaur
    ROFL. Omg ahahah.Pokemon, always bringing joy to everyone.


    Quote Originally Posted by olaph View Post
    WHOA!! my pokemon newbie evolved into a noobasaur!
    Pokemon, gotta catch'em All!
    " It's a cold world out there...but I'm colder"Kazoo_<3
    Maple: Windia
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    *training with horny mushies w/ mark of the beta*


    random guy: nice bandana, how do u get it?
    me: talk to nemi(?) w/ beta acc
    guy: ok... can i buy yours?
    me: sry non-tradeable
    guy: can u drop trade it?
    me: cant
    guy: ...
    guy: so can i buy?
    me: dot dot dot... sure! =D



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    w/ mark of the beta... You get that with 1 out of 10 people. No matter how many of them you tell you cant drop/trade or sell it. They just keep coming.. Its like Dead Rising.. The place is filled with idiots, and none ever learn

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    Quote Originally Posted by Redevil View Post
    *training with horny mushies w/ mark of the beta*


    random guy: nice bandana, how do u get it?
    me: talk to nemi(?) w/ beta acc
    guy: ok... can i buy yours?
    me: sry non-tradeable
    guy: can u drop trade it?
    me: cant
    guy: ...
    guy: so can i buy?
    me: dot dot dot... sure! =D

    lol that was funny
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