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    Default Man sues over permanent erection

    Man sues over permanent erection
    By staff writers
    June 06, 2007 10:11am
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    A NEW York man has sued the makers of a health drink, saying it has given him a permanent erection for the last two years.

    Christopher Woods said he drank the vitamin-enriched Boost Plus, made by the Swiss-based Novartis pharmaceutical company, on June 5, 2004.

    He woke up the next morning "with an erection that would not subside" and sought treatment of the condition, called severe priapism, court papers say.

    Mr Woods, 29, had a penile implant to move blood from one area to another, acccording to the Associated Press.

    The lawsuit filed yesterday said Mr Woods later had problems that required him to have blood vessels in his penis closed off, a procedure that lessens the likelihood of an erection.

    Novartis's Boost Plus website described the drink as "a great-tasting, high calorie, nutritionally complete oral supplement for people who require extra energy and protein in a limited volume", in vanilla, chocolate and strawberry.

    Mr Woods' lawsuit, which seeks unspecified damages, names Novartis Consumer Health Inc as a defendant.

    A spokeswoman for Novartis said the company was aware of the lawsuit but would not comment.
    Source: News.Com.Au


    Funniest story I've hear all week. It's even funnier because the article referred to him as "Mr. Woods," several times.

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    permanent? holy shit.

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    Lol ^^

    I heard about a story where a guy overdosed on ******, he had an erection for hours after his death lol.

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    Fake. His last name is "Woods".
    internets tough guy

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    Shii,sucks for him, at least he can last all night lol

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    Hahah. A surgery to lessen the likelihood of an erection? Weird. I bet that one's uncommon.

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    Did he even try a hooker once?

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    Dude should just go into porn. I'm sure he'd become pretty famous.

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    Lol, it must have been a bit nerve wrecking to out in public like that everyday.

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    He wins the golden boner award.

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    Suing over something like that!?

    It is a gift, I tell you! A gift!

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    I guess theres no reason for him to masterbate anymore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by onesbronson View Post
    I guess theres no reason for him to masterbate anymore.
    No.




    There will ALWAYS be a reason to masturbate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lazy Cake View Post
    No.




    There will ALWAYS be a reason to masturbate.
    Really? Plz, dump out the details for me. Im so interested to know why hes doesnt need to stop jacking off. And dont leave out the nasty parts, it makes the story more enjoyable with it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by onesbronson View Post
    Really? Plz, dump out the details for me. Im so interested to know why hes doesnt need to stop jacking off. And dont leave out the nasty parts, it makes the story more enjoyable with it.
    The initial point of the reason being gone, no. That reason is to kill a boner.
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    i came.....................

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    lol that sucks how does he put his pants on

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    Quote Originally Posted by hobolord View Post
    lol that sucks how does he put his pants on
    He tucks it under his belt, Sherlock.
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    What a tard. He has no one to blame but himself.

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    LMAO he should be a pimp! Permanent Erection = Heaven for gals.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ramstien View Post
    What a tard. He has no one to blame but himself.
    Wait, so it's his fault for drinking it? Don't see the logic there.

    Haha holy shit, I'm using this for my comedy routine.

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    Awwww why would he give up being the manliest man on the planet....Maybe because he didnt have...*ahem* zize.

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    He can be a pornstar for 2 years now

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    Quote Originally Posted by MiStAHxMuRkA View Post
    That's pretty neat haha I can jack off for HOURS and not stop!! :3
    Or until you start bleeding.

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    actually, hence the tubes filtering blood out of "it," he would pass out, or get sick

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