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    Smile hehe

    "Now that will teah you to play with my wifes heart biatch" well best i could do LOL

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    Warrior: Do you know who I am?
    Bandits: Why do we ca-
    Warrior: I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BI*CH!
    Warrior crits bandits for 1000.
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    When battle gets truly epic, anything can happen, especially hearts from farts
    Last edited by Faith; 03-20-2008 at 10:24 PM.

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    Warrior: How did I get a critical when I havent even swung my axe yet...

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    Bandit 1: Did something just hit me cuz I didnt feel a thing.

    Bandit 2 (to Bandit 1): It might of been the wind...



    Thats the best I can come up with.

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    Barbarian: Hey guys like my new +3 battle axe of love?
    Gunman1: Lucky nooby won the valentines day contest!
    Gunman2: ZOMG it has +20% critical rate!!
    Last edited by arapanasati; 03-13-2008 at 03:49 AM.

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    Bandit1: HOLY !!! That critical Huuuurts !!!!
    Warrior: ... *SLASH*
    Bandit2: Really ? hhhmmmm.... By the way, I love your tatoo warrior

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    you didn't love me with my axe body spray, so now i'm trying with a real axe.

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    Axe weilder:Man i hate when mama makes those "tocos made from love" oh well!! SHOOP DA WHOOP.
    Bandit #1 : Omg man he got mah pen0r.
    Bandit #2: Holy crap im getting outta here.

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    " With the power of Love , I CRIT you !! "

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    Bandit: ''You don't like pain, do you?''

    Warrior: ''No, no, no!''

    Bandit: ''Then I'll give you a critical hit with love, is that ok?''

    Warrior: ''Oh yeah, baby.''

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    Warrior: Lulz i hit with axe now.
    Bandit 1:... the hell?
    Bandit 2: did you understand what he said?
    Bandit 1: nope.
    Warrior: O.o... AI reaction in this game pwns.
    Bandit 2: yes it does. The game masters put in the most complicated AI ever known to man-kind into some weird-looking game where people fart hearts when they crit instead of useing it for something usefull.
    Warrior: ... Wow...

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    "lol dumb bandits, break me off a piece of that crit kat bar! two for you, none for me!"
    Last edited by cloudx1987; 03-13-2008 at 05:36 PM.


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    Damage : Critical Love !!!!

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    Warrior : *Wields Axe up high*
    Ninja 1 : *Strikes the warriors junk with the back of the gun*

    -Flashy hearts critical gfx emerge and Rick roll's music starts-

    Ninja 2 : "Holy shi-"
    Warrior : "Ughhhh.... that's even worst than being hit in the nuts."

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    BRAND NEW SCENT FROM AXE BODY SPRAY: Berserking Barbarian!

    Edit: Whoah. Did not see the above post. :[

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    Bandits: How could that warrior afford such a powerful upgraded axe?!?!
    Warrior: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO.

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    Dude with Gun 1: OMG, theres a dude coming with an axe!!
    Dude with Gun 2: Oh rly? lets pwn him
    *Dudes with Guns load up their guns*
    *Warrior swings his axe*
    *HUMILIATION*
    Warrior: hahah u guys just got PWNT! xD

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    They Always say never bring a knife to a gun fight......THEY SAY NOTHING ABOUT AN AXE
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    5 minutes before Warrior attack...

    Bandit1: So todays Valentines day.
    (man im such a nerd i got no one for my valentines)
    Bandit2: Yeh it'll be lonely...
    ( i feel your pain)

    ~Warrior runs into the room

    Warrior: Happy Valentines! a crit for you!

    Bandit1:....Aeergh...

    bandit2: oh so thats what the Limited addition Vday Axe body spray does...Wait why are there hearts coming out of his crack?

    Bandit1: help me!!

    Bandit2: Uh i dont know how to work this stick



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    Bandit 1: I)ood chu fending off an I)00m 4x3 with just the back of the gun! That is Pro!
    Bandit 2: STFU and Help Me, L33t Noob!!!
    Bandit 1: Hell No! He farting Hearts! LOL! TTYL!
    Warrior: PH34R M3!
    Bandit 2: That little turd... Hey... Big guy want a hug?
    Warrior: Hi Wil Eet Chu!
    Bandit 2: ...Good thing the gun is pointed my direction.

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