this has surely gotta be top 100... for originality
incase u can't see writing it is:
Computer that can handle Warrior Epic : $900
Killer Axe on Warrior Epic: 10,000 gold
Farting Hearts out while hitting a critical: Priceless
For everything there's chinese gold farmers
Guys theres a moral here... Don't judge a barbarian by his axe swing, judge him by his heart fart..
Last edited by kalum2k7; 03-14-2008 at 10:07 PM.
Reason: Incase u can't see writing on pic
Warrior: "I told you guys that this Valentine's Day Party was with GUNS.."
Gunner: "Thats what we got, Guns! These AK47's were expensive.."
Warrior: "NOT THOSE GUNS YOU DUNCE"
Gunner 2: "Well, we're not in the loving mood are we?"
Warrior: "I'LL SHOW YOU LOVING AHHHHHHHRRRGGGG *heart fart*"
Gunner 2: "LETS GET OUT OF HERE!!"
Warrior: *Critical hit*
Gunner: "How can I RUN when the stupid AXE is in my EYE?!? Where'd you get this axe anyway?"
Gunner2: "Why does EBAY sell AXES?!?"
Warrior: "Ebay means EPIC bay"
Gunner2: "oh... well uhh. . ." *Quickly leaves room*
Gunner: "Ohh... man my eye oww.... you didn't have to be so mean like that... *Limps out of room with axe in eyeball.*
Warrior:"You little Runts u cant bring a gun to an Axe Fight!"
Gun Man1: "ouch dude you cant hit me, i bruise like a banana thats why i gotta gun."
Gun Man2: "dude whats that smell?!"
Warrior: "oh yeah, i been holding that one in all day, my mom wants me to
heat heartier and healthier."
Gun Man1&2: "We can see that by the hearts floating in it!"
Warrior: "wow mom i want more beans for lunch tomorrow it helps when i have to use my axe to subdue my enimies...... especially when there are two becuz i can hit one and the other dies from the smell......"
Warrior Mom: "Yeah, but it costs 1000 chi (or Mana) to make em so dont expect 'em alot!"
Warrior: "Well it costs 2000 to use the skill to multi-task to fart AND swing the axe, mom geez..."
Warrior Mom: "come on you've pulled that card already this week, besides ur a warrior ur supposed to have more than me, after all im just a Archer and ur father is a Mage."
Warrior: "and ur telling me i pulled that card..look at you saying the same thing....Your like a horse to its kids *flashback* Pony: "can i have a carrot?"....Horse: "Neigh"......Pony: "please".....Horse: "Neigh"....gee"