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    Quote Originally Posted by Solitude View Post
    Yeah, you might as well try it out. At least for a 6 dollars, you wont get mad when the book turns out to be a crappy one.
    Yeah and if worse comes to worse I can burn the book when it fails to get me the girl of my dreams (Jessica Alba). And I shall scream bloody hell that I wasted $6, and then realize how little that really is.

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    If Someone Did the first step on me i would be pissed as hell. That is just mean lolz

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    Quote Originally Posted by Murxidon View Post
    Doesn't that contradict the point of finding someone who likes you just the way you are?
    I'm just talking about the people who try too hard to be themselves. Like, they are trying so hard, they become NOT themselves.

    I dunno if you guys know any people like that, but I do.

    Its like the guy who wears his hood up all day long. Not because its cold, not because he likes it there, but because he's doing it just to have his hood up all day long. >

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    lol. i believe in letting things take it's course. not this bullshit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dedinho View Post
    How about they write one about

    "5 ways of getting out of LOVE"
    I'll do it!!


    1. Tell her she's fat and if it's a guy tell him the choose between you or sport!

    2. Cheat!

    3. 3, 4 and 5 aren't need cause one and two is enough!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pulse View Post
    Awww man.
    Proxzor = KFC
    Chickendewd= Well...A chicken.

    FIIIIGGGGGGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

    OnTopic: Dude, I have like 30 girls after me at the moment, All claiming "They love me"

    Add another 40 or so who "like" me.

    Out of that amount, I only like one.

    She seems the most sincere, and she's one of the people that "likes" me.
    When someone says shit like "I love you" after the first date, just kick them in the head.

    Infatuation.
    I don't think I've sad "I love you" to a girl and really, sincerely meant it, (besides my current situation) because it's just going to get ****ed over in a couple months.

    My friend Jessica and Eric have been together for... ermm... almost two years?
    and it doesn't look like theyre giving it up.
    /end ramble.

    As I was saying. Go with a few girls, check them out, Have your stupid fun, and then get into a relationship that doesn't hold on the thread of you and her making out/having sex.
    Because when a relationship is dependant on sex/making out to hold it together. You know you have problems.
    wow, i LOVE that exaggeration man...

    and i have no problem getting girls to notice me, but it was interesting to read. And its kinda obvious if you like someone your gonna be looking at them like there a 5-6 ft ruby... I even have my Ex GF trying to hit on me again(one from the post I made)

    and a big help, listen, and give advice. This summer ive made about 4 friends that are girls just by listening to them vent about work or giving advice on a issue they had.
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    Quote Originally Posted by V-Opolis View Post
    listening to them vent about work
    Oh boy do they love doing that.

    I thought they wanted equal rights and shit but if they are just gonna complain about working they can go back into the kitchen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lothia View Post
    Yeah and if worse comes to worse I can burn the book when it fails to get me the girl of my dreams (Jessica Alba). And I shall scream bloody hell that I wasted $6, and then realize how little that really is.
    Use the burning book to commit a lucrative insurance fraud. Then you can make back your $6 and then some. Also, I assume Jessica Alba would want a guy with money, so its just getting you that much closer.

    See, the book DID help in the end.

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    the "grab arm then hip thrust attack" usually does good for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hobosexual View Post
    Oh boy do they love doing that.

    I thought they wanted equal rights and shit but if they are just gonna complain about working they can go back into the kitchen.
    as long as it makes em happy i dont care.

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    This book is dumb-niggah technology.

    But seriously. Tracey Cox needs to go suck one, this book defines the average American douche-bag who dates only for sex. The kind of person who just wants to use people. This book does have a message, a bad message. It's teaching people how to be generic and not themselves. American has enough clones and we definitely don't need more. I'm about to go Fahrenheit 451 on this book.
    And you have a nice day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bekk View Post
    This book is dumb-niggah technology.

    But seriously. Tracey Cox needs to go suck one, this book defines the average American douche-bag who dates only for sex. The kind of person who just wants to use people. This book does have a message, a bad message. It's teaching people how to be generic and not themselves. American has enough clones and we definitely don't need more. I'm about to go Fahrenheit 451 on this book.
    Well if a lot of women weren't pompous prissy princesses we could just suggest the option of sex without suddenly offending them, being labeled as perverts and not have to trick them into the sack. I don't care if you're not looking to meet my rock hard !@#$, but if I took 5 minutes out of my time to talk to you and you're not even gonna put out then wtf!? Why even bother talking to me!? I will say I love you and get me some 'tang. The astronauts get tang for free. I don't even need to bother with any of this stuff though. I'm supasexy and all I got to say is "I got a PS triple, let's have sex." and I'm guaranteed a proverbial roll in the hay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dedinho View Post
    How about they write one about

    "5 ways of getting out of LOVE"
    1. Show up at their house with a gun or knife

    2. Repeatively kick their pet

    3. Show pictures of you with another person (video +5 more points)

    4. Insult them.

    5. Make sure the cops don't hear about 1-4.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeak2 View Post
    1. Show up at their house with a gun or knife

    2. Repeatively kick their pet

    3. Show pictures of you with another person (video +5 more points)

    4. Insult them.

    5. Make sure the cops don't hear about 1-4.
    6. make sure your pc only contains porn pictures, movies and stuff (porn startup at windows logo, porn background, etc) take the one that he she hates most

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    why not make a real love guide for every situation, we'll call it "Onrpg's guide to real love"
    or "watch out here comes the nerdtrain of love"


    seriously, anyone do a real love tread i've seen alot of experienced guys here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bekk View Post
    This book is dumb-niggah technology.

    But seriously. Tracey Cox needs to go suck one, this book defines the average American douche-bag who dates only for sex. The kind of person who just wants to use people. This book does have a message, a bad message. It's teaching people how to be generic and not themselves. American has enough clones and we definitely don't need more. I'm about to go Fahrenheit 451 on this book.
    That made me chuckle, really it did. I've known people who've followed instructions from books like these and they still wonder why they can't find someone to be with.
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    Maybe They didn't really work it out

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    wth... This thread is so cold, I'm about to freeze my *** off.
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