5 Ways to Make Anyone Fall in Love with You

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    Quote Originally Posted by hobosexual View Post
    Oh boy do they love doing that.

    I thought they wanted equal rights and shit but if they are just gonna complain about working they can go back into the kitchen.
    as long as it makes em happy i dont care.

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    This book is dumb-niggah technology.

    But seriously. Tracey Cox needs to go suck one, this book defines the average American douche-bag who dates only for sex. The kind of person who just wants to use people. This book does have a message, a bad message. It's teaching people how to be generic and not themselves. American has enough clones and we definitely don't need more. I'm about to go Fahrenheit 451 on this book.
    And you have a nice day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bekk View Post
    This book is dumb-niggah technology.

    But seriously. Tracey Cox needs to go suck one, this book defines the average American douche-bag who dates only for sex. The kind of person who just wants to use people. This book does have a message, a bad message. It's teaching people how to be generic and not themselves. American has enough clones and we definitely don't need more. I'm about to go Fahrenheit 451 on this book.
    Well if a lot of women weren't pompous prissy princesses we could just suggest the option of sex without suddenly offending them, being labeled as perverts and not have to trick them into the sack. I don't care if you're not looking to meet my rock hard !@#$, but if I took 5 minutes out of my time to talk to you and you're not even gonna put out then wtf!? Why even bother talking to me!? I will say I love you and get me some 'tang. The astronauts get tang for free. I don't even need to bother with any of this stuff though. I'm supasexy and all I got to say is "I got a PS triple, let's have sex." and I'm guaranteed a proverbial roll in the hay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dedinho View Post
    How about they write one about

    "5 ways of getting out of LOVE"
    1. Show up at their house with a gun or knife

    2. Repeatively kick their pet

    3. Show pictures of you with another person (video +5 more points)

    4. Insult them.

    5. Make sure the cops don't hear about 1-4.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeak2 View Post
    1. Show up at their house with a gun or knife

    2. Repeatively kick their pet

    3. Show pictures of you with another person (video +5 more points)

    4. Insult them.

    5. Make sure the cops don't hear about 1-4.
    6. make sure your pc only contains porn pictures, movies and stuff (porn startup at windows logo, porn background, etc) take the one that he she hates most


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    why not make a real love guide for every situation, we'll call it "Onrpg's guide to real love"
    or "watch out here comes the nerdtrain of love"


    seriously, anyone do a real love tread i've seen alot of experienced guys here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bekk View Post
    This book is dumb-niggah technology.

    But seriously. Tracey Cox needs to go suck one, this book defines the average American douche-bag who dates only for sex. The kind of person who just wants to use people. This book does have a message, a bad message. It's teaching people how to be generic and not themselves. American has enough clones and we definitely don't need more. I'm about to go Fahrenheit 451 on this book.
    That made me chuckle, really it did. I've known people who've followed instructions from books like these and they still wonder why they can't find someone to be with.
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    Maybe They didn't really work it out

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    wth... This thread is so cold, I'm about to freeze my *** off.

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