Non-Stop Chuck Norris: It’s a Real Game

Okay, so. How do I start this? I know, with an important, 100% real fact. That’s how we’ll do this.

Chuck Norris once heard that nothing could kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it. 

I don’t really know what to say about this, but I’m going to try. There. Is. A. Chuck Norris. Mobile Game. It’s a real game, endorsed by/probably created by Chuck Norris himself. I’m absolutely enthralled by this concept. By the looks of it, you round-house kick or stab/slice anything that exists, and probably things that don’t exist, either. I’ve watched the trailer about ten times now, because I didn’t truly believe it. I thought it was an early April Fools’ joke, or I was being pranked by my bosses. But, no. It’s a real game, it really exists, and you can bet your ass I’ll write about it when it goes live. It’s the “Ultimate Chuck Norris Adventure”, spearheaded by the master, Chuck Norris himself. Part of me cannot believe that this is real, the other part of me thinks that maybe it should have happened much sooner. Plow through stages as Chuck, power him up, and bring the beat down to every bad guy to ever exist. How was this not a thing sooner!? HOW?! The important thing is that it is real, the website is here, and the trailer will be right below this.

Why not let us know just how excited you are for Non-Stop Chuck Norris, or maybe your favorite Chuck Norris fact?

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  • Mike Guzman

    It’s an established fact that Chuck Norris’s tears could cure cancer…Too bad the man doesn’t cry