This Just In: Selfie Stick is OP


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Papaya Play and Vertigo are revealing some exciting, overwhelming new information for BlackShot. They have a new mode inspired by CS:GO called Weapon Race. Weapon Race is complete with a full rendition of the “Safe House” Map, and in addition the shop is going to have some insane new items to acquire! The G36 Pollizei, Polizei [Special Character], Selfie Stick, Dual Glock 31 [White], as well as a revamp to the Clan System, allowing clanless people to compete on a side as a mercenary. Wait wait, back that up just a little bit. A. . . Selfie Stick? Is that seriously a thing? Is it not enough that WoW has Twitter integration and a S.E.L.F.I.E camera. . . But in an FPS, there’s a Selfie Stick Melee Weapon. Because when I’m trying to murder people, the first bloody thing that comes to mind is, “But first. . . let me take a selfie”!  This makes me sad on a variety of levels. What’s more, is it’s a fully functioning selfie stick. It takes ingame photos via the right mouse button and in 16:9.

BlackShot is set in a post-apocalyptic world, and The Bottom Tier News Entertainment System would be remiss if we didn’t give you the most important news in the world of video games. And. . . this is the most important thing going on right now. Who cares about new HOTS or SMITE characters? Not anyone I know, when they can have a SELFIE STICK IN A VIDEO GAME.

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  • Herschel Pilcher III

    I am reminded of Cassie Cage’s selfie fatalities in MKX

  • Mike Guzman

    wow i can’t even