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Yearly Archives: 2016
King of Fighters XIV – Team Psycho Killer Trailer
The wild antics of Team Psycho Killer are on full display as they battle it out in King of Fighters XIV‘s Shanghai map.
World of Warcraft Harbingers – Khadgar
World of Warcraft cotinues to roll out their sweet sweet lore animations with the latest Harbingers highlight on Khadgar.
Russian Fear Creates Rival to Pokémon Go
As all the world knows, Pokémon Go was created as a spy network for other nations. Niantic is involved in a seedy plot with the CIA to create a network where we instantly have knowledge of the inner workings of all walks of life. It’s insidious, and Russia was not at all fooled by it. Russian policy makers are horrified, and there’s a real chance that it is banned, or at least prohibited near any military or political building. They don’t want those sneaky Pocket Monsters to spill the beans on anything important. You know how they are. Pokémon Go is said to have dreadful psychological effects on its users, sending them spiraling into a world of madness and greed. You know, the American Way. Russia can’t have that. So what’s the solution?
Know. Moscow. You heard me right. Know Moscow will be similar in many ways. You run around Russia, and perhaps some of the other outlying states that Russia used to own, and instead of gathering up Pikachu, Gengar, and Machoke, you get Ivan the Terrible, Peter the Great, and probably Vladimir Putin. Doesn’t seem that there will be any battling, from what my research has dug up. That makes me sad, and makes me not want to go through the trouble of getting a second phone or some kind of hacked .apk to play Know Moscow. The best part about this? It is being produced by Moscow City Hall. This is a thing that will happen. I wish I were making it up and I hope it’s just some elaborate ruse by the Internet at large. This is up there with an Imam declaring that Pokémon was a “Zionist Plot”. It’s very likely that Russians who are hacking and gaining an .apk to play the game will be jailed if caught. I wish this were a thing that I could joke about, but even I can’t make this shit up.
Rainbow Six Siege Operation Skull Rain: Operators
Rainbow Six Siege offers another teaser into the massive upcoming update, Operation Skull Rain, arriving August 2nd. Learn more on the Season 3 reveals on the teaser website.
Erectus Story Trailer
The backstory of Erectus revealed via this pop-up book trailer.
DOOM Big Multiplayer Free Update Trailer
Doom announces a free update focused on multiplayer with a new moving base capture the flag mode, a new capture and hold mode, and campaign features like the weapon wheel function being introduced into multiplayer. Learn more details here.
Sign of the End-Times: AR Games + Dating Apps
We are a culture of convenience, and everyday, the world of gaming and dating both change, swirling deeper and deeper down into the maw of madness. As I stood on the beach this morning, catching my fourth Charmander, a realization hit me: We are approaching the End-Times. We’ve gone past where Ghostbusters II predicted by a bit, and I realize that Pokémon Go is now the herald of the Apocalypse. One of the Four Horsemen. It is Famine, creating a thirstiness, a hunger for Pokémon that can never truly be quenched. But that’s not all. We also have apps like Tinder, and Bumble, or Grindr, whatever floats your boat. What happens when a company gets wise to what’s trending and merges them together?
Think about it: You have an AR game and you go on dates with people. Going on several dates, tracked by your GPS and your activity on the app, will boost your account level. How do you gain stats? You are rated by your peers, former dates, et cetera of course! In a tumblr-esque environment, you will be judged and rated, and that determines how powerful your character is. Sure, you get more experience for “new” dates, but the comfortable familiarity of dating the same person/people on the app will no doubt get you better ratings since they no doubt like you more. Dates taken to “new” locations will gain more exp, so it’s going to help the economy too. And best of all, dates you acquire through this app will surely play Pokémon Go with you! With trading and battling coming, this will be a must-have app for 2016. I can see it. Society slowly crumbles under the weight of AR Dating. It’s the closest thing we can get right now to Virtual Reality dating, where men and women date anime characters; that’s coming, fear not. It will be the Fourth Horseman, the Waifu Death. She will come on a white horse, bearing the last vestiges of our society on her shoulders.
This will be the Killer App of 2016. It will pair neatly with Pokémon Go, save our economy, while simultaneously destroying us all.
Alliance of Valiant Arms En Masse Publisher Trailer
News arrives this morning that Alliance of Valiant Arms will now be published by En Masse Entertainment! Read the official site blog for more details.
Riders of Icarus – Blight of Frost Keep Trailer
Riders of Icarus today pushes live their first major content update following the launch three weeks ago. Delve into the horrors of the north, claim new epic beasts, face epic dungeon challenges, and up your level to 35! See full patch notes here.


