Ok fine. Make me some french toast with cream and cinnamon and I'll suck your dick. Fair trade.
Yes! French toast I do know how to cook.
You can't even cook pancakes? What a let down! You should at least be able to make french toast.
Ugh I get angry when people tickle me..... Unless you want me to slap your crotch..... You best leave the tickle monster outside of the bedroom.
Well, I could try. Might end up being really messy though.
Sure. Well maybe a few tickles every now and then.
Eh can u make me pancakes in the morning? I'll beg......
Ok so we're just gonna sleep next to each other with absolutely no contact? I can do that! ^^
Alright alright. So let's skip all the monetary business and just get to bed. No prostitution involved and we can still have fun!
Wow....Fine! Then go by yourself! I rather just stay at home cook my own dinner and watch some porn. **** you!
