Fine. Prude! *grabs your stuff and runs*
Eh?! Well now I don't want to!
Hehe. Stop acting so strange! But seriously....there might be a little blood loss.
O-OK, now i'm having second thoughts!
Hmm. Ok! First I will need cotton balls...lots and lots of cotton balls! Just collect a bunch and shove them into your underwear. :3
I-if you want.... <.<;;;
Perhaps... possibly....I could....share my expertise in this subject? For science!
But I don't know what a penis tastes like... -////-
Well if it looks like a penis...and tastes like a penis....it has to be a penis!
Does 'Disfigured' mean 'looks like a penis'? Cause it does...