I got the sexytime underwear on... but its a bit tight....
Yes....the tight ones. I want you to struggle to put them on!
Damn, ill get them then....
I need the sexy time underwear! Pulling them off amounts to foreplay.
I thought no underwear would be better this time..
Well you obviously weren't wearing the sexy time underwear. I felt mislead.
What the hell man? I go to bed expecting you to be there and instead I see that you snuck off to post on the forums? Not cool bro...
Ok then see you later ******ator.
GOTTA GO NIGGLE. Cable guys coming down. Gotta get ready to fight for my internet.
Ugh don't get me started on women! So many dead sluts in the news everyday is Christmas and Nancy Grace is that fat **** sliding down my red pipe.
