That's ok! Tell your girlfriend I'm a ****.
OH EM GEE My girlfriend saw the thread/s she wasn't supposed to see. I blame mostly you.
Actually I don't, reminds me of incest and then I just get turned off.
Can you tie it in a not or a bow? And I dunno....but you seem like the kind of guy that would get a kick out of being called daddy. lulz
It's hangin' low, how'd you know I like to be called Daddy? lol
Hey daddy. How's it hanging?
Sup sweet thang?