It's always nice to spice things up!
Hmm I have some chocolate, cherry, strawberry and uh blueberry. Why do you ask?
Well, are they flavoured?
Perhaps....Do you think I could find silver coated condoms?
Is "Pencil" meaning something else?
Hmm then I will coat the pencil in silver! BWUAHAHAAAH!
Bacns have high pencil resistance.
Fine! You're no fun! *grabs pencil out of your hands* I'm gonna use this pencil to murder your lover!
I think I'd be best asking my Bacn about this.
Hmm...yes, nice. Now would you mind sliding that pencil...eraser side down..into your underwear? Also I hope you know that this is a very important evaluation and it will effect your future in this corporation!