I am mean, and I don't understand why you continue following me.
I'm following you Meanie
*stops* Now what?!
*Follows you*
Grrrr....I oughtah..... *pulls his ears from you and hops away*
Because you're cute *om nom*
Because it's so big and round.... Why are you chewing on my ears?
*Nom nom* Why are you pinchin' mah butt
*turns around and pinches your butt* Stop chewing on dat! I'm not food yah know!
*Nom nom nom* No way