Psh. You're also a sex idol!
It's the main thing I are!
That's just one of the things you are!
I'm a Bacn!
You're a scam!
Don't pay for those things! They're a scam!
*Puts money in the machine*
Then be sure to bring some change!
But... They have a coin slot rather than a joy stick!
The more the merrier!