What light through yonder Cingal breaks?
Bacnus Bacnus.
I've been on Google Earth!
He does not!
Bacn lives down the road from a Denny's!
Is not! Bacnland doesn't have a Denny's!
Same place!
Bacnlish isn't spoken in Bacntopia! Only Bacnland!
Same thing!
Bacn not speak Bacnlish. Bacn speak Bacnese.