I don't *****le! But if that turns you on....I'll totally glue some sparkly stuff to my butt.
U MEEN LYK UR A VAMPIRE OMG *fangirlsqueal*
Fine! Do you need any help? I've been told I do miracles with glitter.
oh u It's an important project. >_>
Aww I have to wait? Why dont we secks while you do your homework? That way we're both getting something done.
After homework.
Oh...Then can I secks you up?
That's more like a sex-up line :/
Hmm...Now lets go into the bathroom and I'll wipe you...with my tongue. God I'm so bad with pick up lines.
****, NO THAT'S COLD /caps