I'll give you ice cream and candy. :[
This is a satisfactory response. Still not sending the monkey though, you can pick him up.
I'll give you ice cream :3
Well that's a pretty poor deal! I demand SOMETHING.
Then you will get nothing, my friend! Nothing and nothing, nothing at all!
I...don't...know.
Hm. What do you want?
Oh hell no. YOU can teach him to talk! And what do I get for these monkey shines, anyways!?
DO IT. And you could teach him how to talk, too, cause I want to be able to communicate with him.
I don't think they'd let me ship a monkey. Though, maybe if I dress him as a small person...