Eh if you are gonna wear a thong you might as well wear nothing.
Who wears shorts!? Thongs are what it's all about!
Ooh get Bacn into some tight shorts......something I can slide my dollars into. hehe
A Bacn of Cingals!?
Yes you do that. I'll go to the bank and get singles.
... I'll consider it.
Jailer Of Love, that would be a cool stripper name. =o You can dress like a Police Officer. xD
Oh... Well. I'll have you know I'm the Jailer of Love, not you. You won't control my love!
Uh I was talking about that thing you where doing wiff Bacn. These stains will need dry cleaning!
Eww. I'll have you know I'm very house trained.
