Well I guess that's fair. I'm a chainsaw virgin, so be gentle.
Okay but I'm going to need to do the incision with a Chainsaw..
No, you can have it.
Do you need your asshole?
Well I need my penis. So there you go.
No I need my eyes
How about i poke your eye out with my penis?
WELL HOW ABOUT I BUST THIS DOOR DOWN Huh?
No it's not. I already paid for it in full. I'm going to file a complaint to your customer service department.
Is 5:00 good?