lokuri
Norrin Radd's Nerd Rage

Git onliners!!! >:O

Get online!!! >:O

Oh my god.. Yen Sid! That is so obvious and yet I would've never realized it if someone (you in this case) didn't tell me about it. Ah, I remember you've said that a few times ^^ (Demyx having no real name). Odd thing, it's as if he didn't even exist. Oh gee, talk about advertising with those shoes.. Haha ^^.

It's a talent ^^. Well, the first one is quite hard to actually imagine how one would say it. It's as if you had hiccup when you said it which lessens the creepiness but not much in the end ^^.
Okay, the second one is just an outright killing attempt. You're basically flaming with rage and anger towards me.. that smiley even strengthens it. I should find a vehicle fast because I think a barrage of missiles is coming right at me based on that. (Now that's what I call going overboard and being sarcastic ^^)
Yup, his RP is up and I already posted ^^.

Sincerely,
♂ Takesh

PS. A.. cross? Looks cool, what's the input? ^^

Punch massages which were intended as.. actual punches? Y-you wanted to hurt your cousin but his BONES hindered your efforts? Before I'm going to reply to your yet another new way of saying my name, I'll just start running . Mean uncle indeed.. if only I had the strength to "love" him back the same way.
You only need one word.. only one single word to describe the immense pain brought to me as a child: Aunt. Combine the fists of death and pinches of death and you can start writing your will. Brrrh..

I can remember the freezing real snow days back in the day. There was at least -32 Celcius and it was snowing like no tomorrow. Still it didn't stop kids to play outside, tough little buggers. I was a kid too but.. I was just playing my nintendo in the comfort of my warm home ^^.

My headphones broke down .

Digging your way out of a jail with a s****? Hmm.. that sounds VERY familiar, I'm sure I've heard it before. Perhaps it was in a movie..

Dear Lokuri,

Haha, okay I understand ^^. What.. ? A father who threw his own children out of the window? What kind of a movie was that?! I thought it was a comedy! Well I'm quite sure I won't be watching it then ^^.
Nooo.. ! You meant to say a teacher, right? No, no, no . The last thing I want to sound like is a teacher ^^. I would look like a snob with a monocle.

Well, you just said "worse" in a different kind of way! I'm 100% sure it's better now than it was back then ^^.

"I understand and I'll repent my sins. Please allow me to do so on my long journey home/in the serenity of my home". That is actually quite hard to say without adding sarcasm into it ^^. At least around here if you said something like that, no one would take you seriously. You pretty much have to go with the usual "Yeah, I got it. Okay, I won't do it again. Sorry.. "

Couldn't agree more with you about lecturing ^^. By the time you've realized the "error of your ways" they start lecturing how to live your life properly. At that point it would be nice to experiment screaming your lungs out and start running around in circles.
What next you ask? Only the sky is the limit ^^.

Haha, sadly there has never been enough snow to cancel a schoolday. Random fact: Did you know that "Destiny Islands" is an anagram for "It's Disneyland" ? Blew my mind away o.o. Because of that, I just keep listening to Destiny Islands theme ^^.

At the moment I'm running as fast as I can since the moment I read that new way of yelling my name, I pictured you with a chainsaw and an insane laughter echoing in the background.
Yeah, I meant Anglo ^^. By the way, by next week I mean this week ^^ (makes no sense I know).

Sincerely,
♫ Takesh

PS. Ooh! A star! ^^.

That's the wrong way to think about your signature ^^. Go back to the time when you wrote your signature for the first time.. and compare it to how you write it now. Makes you feel much better! Don't you dare say that your signature has gone only worse from the start! ^^. Heh, there are zero Terry named people living here so I would have to say "No" ^^.

Haha! That's just like me ^^. Hmm.. how do you connect pregnancy at the age of 9-13 and intelligence? . It all depends how you can bypass the law? *Points finger of justice* "She did it!!". Now it is up to our imagination to figure out as to what that "it" is ^^.
Oww, I can relate to that poking kind of massage.. but with a fist instead of a finger. My uncle can be so loving that he dislocates my arm AND crushes it into bits. Don't get the wrong idea though, it's not like he beats me up! ^^. He just shows his love through.. his gigantic fists of death.

Oh noes, they'll throw us into jail if we keep breaking the rules like this!

Dear Lokuri,

For Colored Girls? Sounds like a genuine "chick flick" ^^. I'm guessing it is? Oh my, it must've been an emotional movie since you cried. I've only cried for one movie, can you even possibly guess what it was? Titanic. Ehh.. what can I say? It makes even the manliest men weep.
Haha, no surround sound? I can actually imagine what the people might have thought.
"No surround sound? Screw this! I WANT A REFUND! And I want to watch this movie to the end before I get it!"

Indeed, I remember seeing something like that ("icantbelievehedidthatlol") written there.
I say "quite annoying" in referance to that absurd malformation of written "language" which they use in this worldwide phenomenon called "Facebook".. *takes out his monocle and cleans it with a pure white handkerchief*.
Acting like an angry professor is fun actually.. but I'll never do it again. It's so bothersome ^^.

It keeps snowing here everyday during this time of year. It gets quite bothersome if you drive to school.
Indeed, it was only matter of time ^^. Someone had to put the bike out of it's misery.

Since you asked so politely by yelling my name as if you were in a murderous fit of rage, I'll launch Tales of Amn during the course of the next week. I won't give a specific day since I don't want to end up like Mr. Pinocchio here ^^.

Sincerely
oOo JP

PS. I rather use my nickname than my actual name ^^. Also I decided to throw this end part of the letter into the end of the last post.. makes more sense that way to me ^^. oOo = upside-down H20 molecule . I would've put Donald Duck there but.. he's a tad too hard.

I always have to be careful of what I say ^^. Most of the time I tend to forget that though so, well, this happens. Haha! Almost forgot the genius babies. I suppose people will be able to start working in an actual job at age.. 11? Poor things if you ask me.
Ugh, that must be a heavy bag if your shoulders ached. A nice massage will help with that ^^. Oh I'm sure there have been people who were kicked out here. I just haven't seen it myself ^^.

You daredevil! I've never done that myself, and I'll probably never will because the bus drivers are so.. grumpy. I'd hate to get a lecture from them. Hmm! I'm sensing a hit novel! A hard-boiled detective novel called Mystery of the Deadly Backpack. It would totally sell millions of copies ^^.

This morning again. Someone was killed by the nefarious backpack.. and it's my job to find out the ugly truth about that bag - a citation from the novel.