Groteske
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Tentacles... My cat's name is squidward because he gallops like a squid.

I would join a party, but I usually lag when I'm in a party.

I eat roses, because I'm a squid.

I found a sweet training spot on PSOBB. I'm half way in the portal, and shooting enemies.

Never, your kisses taste like roses. You and your gay kisses...

Pizza is exciting. I like to pull pizza slow, and let all the white cheese just string there.

Aren't I good enough?! We could just put the camera on a tripod, I walk in, and say I'm the pizza man, and I got the sausage! Then you say, I've been wanting some sausage.......... pizza. And then I'm like boom boom firepowa.

My biology is stuck in your grill. We should make a porno, called desumarigayassmudafusa.

Oh baby, you blinded me with science.

I said no steroids while I sleep!

Too bad, you know why there is no Dragonsky? Because you touch yourself at night.

I'm sorry, now give me love, now! Don't make me slap you!

Good thing, see you later in bed, beyotch!