Spent the 80's investing in accordions in Minneapolis, MN. Spent 2002-2010 writing about Japan honeymoon package in Washington, DC. Managed a small team importing spit-takes for fun and profit. Spent 2001-2006 marketing pond scum worldwide. Once had a dream of supervising the production of dandruff in Washington, DC. Spent 2001-2004 buying and selling tattoos in Jacksonville, FL.