Bacn
It's Bacon!!!

Inb4dahdamndathoehastitties.

dont swear you are so rude jeeeeez (?)

stop stealing my wallflowers you big chunk of fat!!!!!

I..don't know. for the sexy accent?

I thought you, of all people would know. We're notoriously impatient. Dx

Only if I could teach it to do flips and to always sap level 3's before it stabs.

I'm one of a kind now, thank you very much!
But more of us would be kind of nice..

Bacn's aren't human. o-o
You'll make like..little Bacnites.

and i ate you up so good and stop hitting on rabbit!

But can the world, Bacn..? Can the planet survive?