Cingal
King Furry

In my heart I have but one deeeesssssiiiirrreeee!

And that one is yoooooooouuu, no other will doooooooo!

How extensive is the extent?

Oh. Is it wrong that I like the idea of having sex with bacn's pound of flesh?

Hmm having sex with someone's heart? Kinky.

Yeah you are right! It is more fun holding someone's heart in your paws and clawing it.

Hmm you are good! Leading me on like a sick puppy.

Oh are you making a proposition? Can I be the spice in your carrot cake?

Hmm I have some chocolate, cherry, strawberry and uh blueberry. Why do you ask?

Perhaps....Do you think I could find silver coated condoms?

Hmm then I will coat the pencil in silver! BWUAHAHAAAH!