Johnson & Johnson Introduces 'Nothing But Tears' Shampoo To Toughen Up Newborns

i lolled at the topic name and couldn't make it past the first paragraph because the baby's expressions made me want to die

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Originally Posted by The Onion

To knowingly upset your baby like that is downright cruel," said Hershey, PA homemaker Barbara Sterling. "My child is going to lose his blissful sense of innocence the old-fashioned way—by coming home from school one day only to learn that his parents are getting a divorce."

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Lol! Best ending ever!

For some reason, when I read the first half of title, I was thinking they did some crazy shit like release their own lube.

lol anyways

Oh, it's a joke. That was totally not evident.

wtf.. they'll never want to take a bath ever again.. :-/

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Originally Posted by power_gamer_6

Oh, it's a joke. That was totally not evident.

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The Onion always has fake news. But it's more entertaining than normal news, plus it's always fun to cite it as a source.

The number of people who haven't heard of the Onion still amazes me.