What do you do? [If you're afraid of spiders, I don't reccomend looking]

A friend of mine posted this on another forum, so I thought I'd gather some suggestions from you guys:

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Originally Posted by Dan

You come to a corner in your cellar you haven't been to for a while - it's okay, you can't really be blamed for that.
Lights weak, so you carry a flashlight.
Upon searching for some missing items, you discover that there's something moving in the darkness.
You get chicken skin, but still manage to use your flashlight.

You see this:
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m...ler/spider.jpg

What do you do?

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Move to a diffrent state


Wow, that freked me out was not expecting that

Aerisol can, a lighter and let the fun begin!

And where does your friend live? Spiders that big aren't indigenous to the U.S. I believe.

I think he's from England.

Wtf. Mass insecticide + baseball bat + soccerball + basketball JUST GTFO MY SIGHT.
Seriously, those creepy fellows in horde.. damn.

A Shit myself
B Legs lock up and get ate
C Grab the closest person near me and toss them closer

Lock my friends in there and film a new reality show, or saw 5

That picture is oooooooooooldddd.

I see that all the time on more popular forums. So I guess what I'm saying is your friend is a liar if he's tryin to pass that off as a serious pic of his basement. I don't think he's actually looking for serious suggestions though.

Eat them. O.o

He never said they were his, he was just asking what you would do. :P

Bricks were shat.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaah flamethrower feel the wrath of call of duty 5....

Why is there a huge one and than a bunch of little ones don't the babies eat the mother when they are born?

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Originally Posted by Bryan

I think he's from England.

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You don't get spiders like that in England. O_o

Stab it with the biggest knife i can find.

Sell the body on ebay

$$Profit$$

Stop impregnating spiders. Seriously, if you stop screwing spiders you'll have less child support to pay.

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Originally Posted by Digital_Pheer

Stab it with the biggest knife i can find.

Sell the body on ebay

$$Profit$$

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he should let the rest of them get bigger than he will make alot

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Originally Posted by xXTraitorXx

he should let the rest of them get bigger than he will make alot

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Good idea! We'll make millions!!!

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Originally Posted by xXTraitorXx

Why is there a huge one and than a bunch of little ones don't the babies eat the mother when they are born?

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The mother eats the father.

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Originally Posted by Popsai

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The mother eats the father.

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no i was watching a video in science and it was like spider arnt like cats they a natural born killers and there first prey is there mother or something idk

Poke it with a stick?

Also I would call the cops and tell them that a little midget spiderman broke into your house.

burn d fk out of dem =D

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Originally Posted by Epicipe

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ur gonna turn on task manager?