What do you do? [If you're afraid of spiders, I don't reccomend looking]

A friend of mine posted this on another forum, so I thought I'd gather some suggestions from you guys:

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Originally Posted by Dan

You come to a corner in your cellar you haven't been to for a while - it's okay, you can't really be blamed for that.
Lights weak, so you carry a flashlight.
Upon searching for some missing items, you discover that there's something moving in the darkness.
You get chicken skin, but still manage to use your flashlight.

You see this:
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m...ler/spider.jpg

What do you do?

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Move to a diffrent state


Wow, that freked me out was not expecting that

Aerisol can, a lighter and let the fun begin!

And where does your friend live? Spiders that big aren't indigenous to the U.S. I believe.

I think he's from England.

Wtf. Mass insecticide + baseball bat + soccerball + basketball JUST GTFO MY SIGHT.
Seriously, those creepy fellows in horde.. damn.

A Shit myself
B Legs lock up and get ate
C Grab the closest person near me and toss them closer

Lock my friends in there and film a new reality show, or saw 5

That picture is oooooooooooldddd.

I see that all the time on more popular forums. So I guess what I'm saying is your friend is a liar if he's tryin to pass that off as a serious pic of his basement. I don't think he's actually looking for serious suggestions though.

Eat them. O.o

He never said they were his, he was just asking what you would do. :P

Bricks were shat.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaah flamethrower feel the wrath of call of duty 5....

Why is there a huge one and than a bunch of little ones don't the babies eat the mother when they are born?

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Originally Posted by Bryan

I think he's from England.

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You don't get spiders like that in England. O_o

Stab it with the biggest knife i can find.

Sell the body on ebay

$$Profit$$

Stop impregnating spiders. Seriously, if you stop screwing spiders you'll have less child support to pay.

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Originally Posted by Digital_Pheer

Stab it with the biggest knife i can find.

Sell the body on ebay

$$Profit$$

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he should let the rest of them get bigger than he will make alot

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Originally Posted by xXTraitorXx

he should let the rest of them get bigger than he will make alot

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Good idea! We'll make millions!!!

Ctrl + Alt + Delete

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Originally Posted by xXTraitorXx

Why is there a huge one and than a bunch of little ones don't the babies eat the mother when they are born?

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The mother eats the father.

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Originally Posted by Popsai

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The mother eats the father.

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no i was watching a video in science and it was like spider arnt like cats they a natural born killers and there first prey is there mother or something idk

Poke it with a stick?

Also I would call the cops and tell them that a little midget spiderman broke into your house.

burn d fk out of dem =D

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Originally Posted by Epicipe

Ctrl + Alt + Delete

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ur gonna turn on task manager?

It would give me a reason to buy a flamethrower. If i saw that anywhere i would no longer go there or live there.

I would literally move to the other side of the world.

And btw, that picture was taken in Australia, I'm fairly sure. Spiders over there are big as fck...

Throw my Xbox 360 at them. Seriously, that thing weighs 50 pounds.

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Originally Posted by Xente

Throw my Xbox 360 at them. Seriously, that thing weighs 50 pounds.

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id throw my ps3 box with the ps3 in there that shit was heavy, and if they didnt work slap them with a rubber chicken (ChickenDewd) and then run

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Originally Posted by GM Meow

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this video it's MOTHER****ING GOD DAMMIT EPIC WIN

Keep em. Spiders = Cash.
Besides, when you got spiders, you get nothing else. They freaking eat every other bug around...which is amazing.

deodrent + lighter.

Then call a bug exterminator to check that they're gone.

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Originally Posted by Mordar

this video it's MOTHER****ING GOD DAMMIT EPIC WIN

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Old but still ****ing funny lol. Anyways build a ****ing glass case around them, get a flamethrower and burn those mother ****ers. Or if I had some toxic waste, spill it on them, and start a eight legged freaks apocalyspe

I'd look up after seeing it I'd pretend I never saw it and proceed to leave the cellar and lock it after locking it I'll make sure it's impossible for anyone to open it..

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Originally Posted by Krivik

I'd look up after seeing it I'd pretend I never saw it and proceed to leave the cellar and lock it after locking it I'll make sure it's impossible for anyone to open it..

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Then the small spiders will probably infest your entire house, when you're that small, you can get through a lot of crap.

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Originally Posted by DivineRevival

Then the small spiders will probably infest your entire house, when you're that small, you can get through a lot of crap.

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I would freak out if I ever found spiders like that in my bed or in my drawers I would grab my shotgun and start shooting

My cats hunt spiders.

So generally I'm never really bothered by them, although I'm not that bothered about spiders anyway.

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Originally Posted by xXTraitorXx

I would freak out if I ever found spiders like that in my bed or in my drawers I would grab my shotgun and start shooting

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Yeah, I would just move away if I had spiders like that. There must have been 50+ small spiders, if they're that small, they can get almost ANYWHERE in your house, re produce moar, and you're ****ed when you just found out you had 4 spiders crawl in your mouth when you were sleeping last night.

did those spiders all come from the big one?

Scream. A lot. Even more if it could jump... Jumping spiders = my worst nightmare :[