I'd mate with their queen, race of spider mutants, etc.
I'd mate with their queen, race of spider mutants, etc.
Chuck norris spiders? *runs to bomb shelter*
Why on earth did I click this when I know that I'm afraid of spiders? D:
I'd probably pass out. D:
Okay.. Well, I'd run out of the house. Screaming, and jumping, and flinging my arms everywhere, and move somewhere else for sure. X_X
Put your hand in there and hope to become spiderman :) oh no more jokes
I would take a flame thrower and torch the house down and make my insurance pay for it. If it was an apartment... I would sue the owner for hundreds of thousands of dollars.
Oh god.. I just got goosebumps from looking at it. Even more goosebumps from thinking about it.. *shivers*
Can spiders other than Tarantulas get that big?! .__.
Yo, that pic be hella old.
Anyways, being OT, I would go "OH ****", then I would go get my phone and take a picture of it. I would try and get as close as I could then one of the spiders would come on to my hand and I'd jump all over the room yelling "****SHIT GET IT OFF ME" and when I finally get it off I'd get out of my room and yell it all over the house, call my friends, call exterminator, etc.
There are no spiders that big that would spin webs. There are tarantulas that can grow up to a foot long, but they're ambush predators and don't make any webs. Also the web itself seems very unnatural. It's set up like a regular orb web, but with no.. err... crossbeams?... on it. And apparently the small spiders don't cast any shadows, which means that either they have developed a natural ability to bend light around them or they're photoshopped on to the picture.
Other than thinking about all that, I'd cry like a little girl and run very far away and I probably wouldn't sleep for a week.
I'd take a picture of it and post it on the internet, no seriously I would. Then after that probably walk away and get someone else to do something. I wouldn't freaking touch them.
damn that reminds me of that time i found a brown recluse and i sharpened a really long stick and tried to stab it then it jumped on the stick and ran up and bit my hand...it hurt like a mother****er but then i punched it and it died
I think I would get out of the house, I'm a *****, I leave my room when there's a spider lurking around, imagine what I'd do with a spider that big.