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Today, I bought 5 computer games (Spore: Galactic Edition included), threw the receipt away because I thought I would never need it again.
Just tried to install them all right now, found out I can't play them because my video card won't support them (I don't even know what video/sound card I have), and now I can't return $400 worth of games because I threw the receipt away.
I once decided to poke the bare live wires of a broken lightswitch.
I still have spasms now...
:(
ONE of the dumbest things I've done (well y'know, girls are crazy) was during science.
We were doing shit with the flame, got bored & caught sight of a book.
I checked with everyone that it wasn't theirs, and proceeded to burn it to try to kill boredom.
Later in class, I was wondering where the heck my social studies book went.
Microwaved instant noodles without water. Made my house stink for a month.
this happen to me before.... i bought a video card before then i just threw the receipt.. after few days it some error appears... damn.. i cant change that video card again... i learn my lesson though...Quote:
Originally Posted by SURVIVALsp1
I was hungry one day and while in the dark spoted leftover chicken. Heat it for about 30 second and take a bite or two.
It tasted weird, so I decide to turn on the light to see if there was any seasonin in it. Sure enough there was, and it was full of maggots.
Now due to that incedent, I'm never eatting leftover chicken again,oh and I'm now scare shitless of maggots.
Oh my XO
Hmm...In my junior year of high school I was sitting in science. For some reason still unknown to me, the teacher had a yard stick and a tennis ball to demonstrate something science-related. She hit the ball with the yard stick and it went flying across the room, bounced of the wall, and rolled right beside me damn foot. So I picked it up and hid it in my sweatshirt. She came over near me looking for it and couldn't find it. Then she turned around and started walking away, I threw it, meaning for it to go over her shoulder and land in front of her. But for some reason I had bad a terrible aim that day, and managed to hit her in the back of the head pretty hard. I blamed in on the person next to me, which happened to be my best friend at the time. He blamed it on me, and somehow we both ended up in detention.
There's TONS more, but I don't want to type so much :(
Outside of school I was playing with hot coals so I poured oil on it because the teacher said I could than it got really big it was like a gas can size of oil but than I picked up and even bigger bucket of water and poured it on really big and it all exploded in my face I didn't get burned tho but god that was a huge fire 3rd last day of school last year
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Originally Posted by Showy
You know she love it, I mean what women wouldn't love balls to the face, or in this case the back of the head ?
One:
Sit in the back of a car with over 600 pounds of luggage.
My face didn't leave the car window for the entire trip.
Two:
Taunt twin rottweilers.
Three:
Chase a pitbull with a machete and hammer (dual wielding ftw).
Four:
Ride a cruiser bike full-speed down a steep and rocky hill (PAIN).
He can still bullshit them about a key not working or something. Its easy to scam the system if you try hard enough. They'd give him a replacement (unopened) which he could return to another store for store credit without a receipt. I assume it was something like Walmart? (if EB, thats cool too) you could pawn the card off on your mom for her grocery shopping. Ta-da, your $400 back in your pocket. If its EB, just get some other games.Quote:
Originally Posted by Murxidon
Urahara, you made me change mine. I'd forgotten about this, because it was so bad I tried to block it out of my memory. My friend brought in a little bottle of those super SUPER hot peppers, and I ate a few. It was bad, but not TOO bad, ya know? So...everyone in the lunch room is watching me eat them, throwing money in betting that I can't eat the whole jar. **** that. I dumped the whole jar in my mouth. Chewed them for a bit, then just swallowed the rest. It was bad, I couldn't feel my face, but I made like $75...when I got to my next class, everything started to slow down, and I started to sweat. The entire room was pulsing, and my ears were ringing like mad. I went to the nurse, and it turns out I went into a mild shock. After a good sleep at home, I was OK. But we decided to skip school the next day and go around to check out all the stores. Let me tell you...going to the bathroom after eating that many hot peppers isn't fun. If it burns really bad the first time around, its gonna burn 1000x worse the second, third and fourth time around. Just in a much less comfortable spot than your mouth, and in public bathrooms at that.
@Bryan, I did that to my mom :) I ****ed up her front tooth, and its still messed up to this day. Not over Barney though...something about being outside.
3 years ago in school...
my friends joked i wouldnt dare to bring a bottle of vidka with me, and the next day i took one and got drunk before the first break
by lunch time i was tottaly wasted and before i knew it, a teacher went up to me and asked me her name,i told her name and she kinda looked weird on me and left
she wasnt even 10ft away from me and i already yelled to my friends "im not THAT drunk" and she took me to the principal, wich gave me an infraction and my vodka
im lucky they didnt tell my parents because it was the first time i crossed the line
Lmao, in my old high school, they would have just been like "Dude, go home. You're so drunk".Quote:
Originally Posted by SnOwBunZz
They see it so often, its just easier to send the kids to the nurse and home than write them up for it. Sad really.
well, my dad found out after 3 months wich sadly enough it was to late to punish meQuote:
Originally Posted by Oisterboy
Going to a millitairy school and actually having fun xD
pissing in a garbage can...on holloween....in a school....when i was in the 6th grade...