The Jonas Brothers.

Yes, THOSE guys.
What do you guys think of them?

I, for one, absolutely ****ing hate them.
ALL of their songs are absolute shit. One sings whilst the other two (Seemingly) play guitar, even though in a lot of their songs it's just one guitar, playing something simple. The other instrumentalists don't even get credited.

Another thing is that they were already upper class before anybody even heard of them. That in itself adds to the PURE FIERY HATE! And they donate 10% of their earnings to charity. WTF do they do with the ****ing rest if they don't ***** drink, smoke or take drugs? Play Runescape with upgraded accounts? **** that. They're obviously donating to charity to add to their image, their sales and their publicity.

They're obviously just famous because of their 'cute' faces, which can appeal to masses of young girls and women.

Their father is a pastor. And they wear chastity rings. How fake. They vow to be celibate until marriage and they vow to never take drugs, smoke, or even drink.

BULLSHIT, I say. I bet they take some of their young, cute female fans to a secret apartment and **** them, just after smoking a massive joint each and just before drinking expensive wine and laughing with each other about how everyone believes their bullshit story about how they're pure.

/anger

So, what do you guys think?

It's just part of the shitless pop culture.

I smell..
..Jealousy.

Im BURNING UP! FER YOU BABY!

They are amazing lol.

Who cares.

I don't know how Jester does it but he doesn't even have to post 20 words yet he still makes his post epic.

As for the Jonas brothers i hear about them at school but i haven't heard any of their songs

No shit, which is why they dont even have male fans.
Ever seen one of their concerts on tv? ALL GIRLS.
Jesus theyre just people, why the commotion. Quit being little fags.

lol.
No alchohol? Wasn't there a vid of Joe getting drunk and smoking?

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Originally Posted by Runahs

Nick Jonas is cool, because he has diabeetus, like meh.


Other then that they're all fags.

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I usually wouldn't wish this on anyone with diabetes, especially since my mother has it and I'm a prime candidate for it, but...

That pencil neck cock sucker needs to fall into a diabetic coma.

(j/k not even the Jonas Fags deserve that.)

@Topic, If they're with Disney IN THE LEAST, they will end up either having sex, smoking, ingesting, or drinking.

I don't like them. There, you're happy?

Oh and btw.

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They're obviously just famous because of their 'cute' faces, which can appeal to masses of young girls and women.

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Every freaking singer does that. If they're not cute, they're not gonna be popular, captain obvious.

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Originally Posted by Ayabi

Every freaking singer does that. If they're not cute, they're not gonna be popular, captain obvious.

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But Ozzy Osbourne and Miley Cyrus are both famous. D:

but ozzy can't sing well o.o

and he's stupid. lol

as for jonas bros, their songs are okay but they're overhyped.

quoted from TIME magazine: ' The Jonas Brothers may be popular, good looking kids, but they're just enthralled by power chords and harmonies as the nerds in Weezer are.'

I hate them because they are musicians and the music they play suck. I just hate people who can't do their job right. >_>

I'm burning up for you babeh~

I hate that song for the sole reason that it got stuck in my head after listening to it on the radio.

Other than that I haven't heard any of their other songs, or if I heard of them I probably forgot them by now, so I don't have much of an opinion on them other than that their song catchy.

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Originally Posted by Squeak2

I hate them because they are musicians and the music they play suck. I just hate people who can't do their job right. >_>

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Then you're going to hate me because I usually don't do my job at all.

Totally lazyness ftw.

They're just a bunch of pretty boy sellouts who don't have any self respect anymore.

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Originally Posted by tarozeero

quoted from TIME magazine: ' The Jonas Brothers may be popular, good looking kids, but they're just enthralled by power chords and harmonies as the nerds in Weezer are.'

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How dare they. >:(

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Originally Posted by Greed

I'm burning up for you babeh~

I hate that song for the sole reason that it got stuck in my head after listening to it on the radio.

Other than that I haven't heard any of their other songs, or if I heard of them I probably forgot them by now, so I don't have much of an opinion on them other than that their song catchy.



Then you're going to hate me because I usually don't do my job at all.

Totally lazyness ftw.

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Theres a difference between "Can't" and "Don't". They actually TRY to make GOOD music, but they don't, so they suck. But laziness is fine with me as long as you aren't a doctor or someone very important

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Originally Posted by Raiyne

They're just a bunch of pretty boy sellouts who don't have any self respect anymore.



How dare they. >:(

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Who needs self respect when your getting paid alot of money for crap.I don't hate them but i don't like there type of music.Hell i wish i was a jonas brother so i can get some of that money and some of that backstage tail...!!

if i got paid to "play" "music" and "sing" "music" all day, i would say "**** you self-respect". Then i would realize that Mostly Fat ugly Girls listen to me and play with them self's looking at my picture, so i would say "self-respect? Comeback" :/

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Originally Posted by Norrin Radd

Women can be stupid enough that they'll give you backstage tail simply for being famous. I've seen it happen on a level where bands are local and unsigned. You don't need to sign your life away and become a sellout mug for that.

As for the money, well yeah, but then you're really no different than a prostitute. If that's what you want though, then good luck. Me? Self-respect is important, so you won't catch me doing that.

Besides, this thread is dumb. It's dumb because getting annoyed at mainstream popular music for containing shit is like going to Disneyworld and lecturing the inhabitants on why Hannah Montana is shit. I am all for promoting awareness, but that's for forums and such. Places where you might actually find someone willing to look for their shit. Sheep are sheep for a reason, and they're happy. Leave them to being happy.

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even when yo disagree with me i love you...."cries"..... lets not fight again.....

but hey nothing is wrong with prostitution.....hell everyone working is a prostitute "your services in exchange for money"......but all im saying is don't hate on them hate the people who buys there ball juice music.........

but now i have to go touch myself to my color me bad poster

"Tick-tock ya don't stop..."

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Besides, if a girl is that easy, who's to say where else she's been?

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i dare not think about it. :bleh:

bloody women. :(

/set_emo 0

Nothing wrong with prostitution at all, Kiore. Morally, in my opinion.

I actually agree with Doug Stanhope's view, which he expressed when I saw him live on the 19th (Though it may seem contrary to what I just said about women being clean and having self-respect, it's not, really):

"Women are to sex what De Biers are to diamonds and banks are to gold. Gold and diamonds aren't worth much, at all. There's a shitload of it in the world, but the people who own it all decide to ration it out in such tight proportion that it magically seems to be valuable, and thus, you feel privileged to get it, when it's not even that great. That's what women do with sex, man. They make us go through the dates, the courting etc just to get it, when all it should be is a handshake. Sex should be like a handshake if you want it. Be safe, be courteous, but be honest. It's ok to like sex and it's ok to want sex. If you're free and you're single...**** if you want to. Nothing wrong with it.

Prostitutes break the stranglehold and monopoly that women have on sex, because it's like their diamonds, their gold. If someone got all the gold from Fort Knox and sold it at 50 bucks per bar, the U.S. Government would be going nuts. Why? Who says what it's worth? Women hate prostitutes usually because they're selling SEX for what it's generally worth. They make us jump through hoops, doing shit that THEY probably don't even like, when it'd be much easier if people could just **** if they wanted to.".

Norrin Radd, you're a fellow Londoner.
You should know it's insanely easy here to break the monopoly and **** as much as you want.

Sluts galore!

Besides, free love should happen, on a worldwide scale.

And last but not least, Jonas Brothers are shit.

I love their musik.;)

pesonally i dont like the jonas brothers either. but then ive never liked mainstream bullshit pop music, especially the kind which is adored by legions of screaming teenage girls.

but its always been around and always will be, so whats the use in bitching about it. leave these people in their little world of shiny lights, instant gratification culture and crappy music if it makes them happy. or go make a pipe bomb, the choice is yours.

I choose the pipe bomb.

Welcome to the real world.

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Originally Posted by elazulblack

I choose the pipe bomb.

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-reports to police-
Jonas Brothers are just another fad. eventually they'll end up as fat ass drunk bastards masturbating to little girls across the street.

Why is there so much hate? Im sure if you were them you wouldn't complain. Just Disney at work.
Let's divert this hate towards....
Soulja Boi

Discuss.

Are you trying to troll Useless?

But anyway, you're right it's just Disney.

they are so kawaii desuuu!~ <(^.^)>

Aw, hater. (jk)

I think Jonas Brothers are awesome, but I totally agree on how they never give credit to backstage players! I hate that :/

Other than that I do not have the PROOF to be spreading rumors and saying bad things about them.

I think you need to chill abit and I smell abit of jealousy too xD (semi-jk? lololol)

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Originally Posted by Useless

Why is there so much hate? Im sure if you were them you wouldn't complain. Just Disney at work.
Let's divert this hate towards....
Soulja Boi

Discuss.

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It's no fun to hate on Soulja Boi. It's gotten past the point of 'LOL'. :-/

Jonas Fags ftl!