October 1st 2008- The senates reject the 700billion bill.
Next:October 2nd 2008- and so on and so on.
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October 1st 2008- The senates reject the 700billion bill.
Next:October 2nd 2008- and so on and so on.
October 2nd 2008: Hannah Montana assassinated
October 3rd 2008: The dead begin to walk the earth.
October 4th, 2008: Including Hannah Montana, who is resurrected.Quote:
Originally Posted by MarchoftheBlackLions
October 4th 2008-Onrpg members band together to fight off the invasion of undead zombies:successful. Arri and Loric are MIAQuote:
Originally Posted by MarchoftheBlackLions
October 5th 2008: Hannah Montana becomes the prime evil overlord hivemind of the undead, and she eats the brains of others to make herself more evil and smarter.
October 6th-The undead spreads across America like wildfire with only The Rocky mountains as a border.Hannah Montana is assumed to be located in Hollywood which is now a mass of zombies.
October 7th- Hannah Montana's legion of fanzombies eviscerated by the power of PG6's manly hair.
October 8th, 2008 - Hannah Montana trips over a curb and impales herself on a stop sign; she dies again.
October 8th: Russia, fearing that the zombies will spread across the world nuke the western United States to glass.
oct 10 Hannah Montana is resurrected once again by zombie micheal jackson moonwalking over her and due to the american brain being so small Hannah Montana heads to Europe leaving USA in Ruins
October 9th- Sarah Palin goes ****** and claims she's Jesus and begins killing thousands of people, thus starting the plague once again...
Holic-DOING IT WRONG.
October 11th- Day skips back two days due to there not being an October ninth.
Way to divide by zerOH SHI-
Oct 12th: Chinese economy collapses due to the economic meltdown in the United States. The greatest depression hits due to the two largest economies, the largest exporter and the largest importer, disappearing.
October 13th: The US Government signs a bill requesting financial aid for China.
October 13th :Japan's economy begins failing, massive corporate private armies are formed into a dark age system of rule. Canada falls to the zombie invasion.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xenonight2
Oct 14th: Australia becomes the new leader in the surviving zombie free countries and declares a Holiday "Zombie free day" and has a massive BBQ
October 15th, 2008:
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Zombies defeated.
October 16th: Serix becomes the worldwide sex icon and introduces the Bokononist religion to the masses
October 17th: the world rejoices at the victory against the zombies, and there's much partying around the world. The consumption helps the economy get back on its feet.
October 18th- Hitler comes back alive and so does his entire army.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xenonight2
oct 19
Chuck Norris died from previous wounds and is ressurected as a zombie from the T-Virus
October 20th: And they hold a giant tea party and become gay activists.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr.Black
October 20th- scientist declares that chuck norris cannot die thus he is not a zombie. Meaning he's just pissed and hungry.Quote:
Originally Posted by XxXHolic
October 21st
A rise in bokononism and foursomes force the world into a state of ecstasy which keeps them oblivious from the chaos around them.