Man allegedly assualts girlfriend with burger

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12-09-2008, 02:53 AM
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Man allegedly assualts girlfriend with burger

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A Vero Beach man faces a domestic violence charge after authorities said he assaulted his girlfriend with a cheeseburger. An Indian River County Sheriff's Office arrest report said a 22-year-old man and his girlfriend got into an argument as they sat in a car in front of their home.

The report said the man would not let the woman out of the vehicle, so she threw his drink out of the car. In response, the man allegedly grabbed her arm and smashed the cheeseburger into her face. The pair got out of the car, and authorities say the man again took the McDonald's sandwich and put it on her face.

The man was released on $1,000 bond Wednesday.

http://www.rr.com/view/content/story...00&sSect=HOM_1

Should've shoved a DOUBLE Quarter-Pounder with cheese in her face. Then he'd get charged with murder. "Assault with a health hazardous material"

Dam....adult food fights costs alot of money.
12-09-2008, 02:54 AM
Espada1

Edit your title.
12-09-2008, 02:56 AM
Vesper

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Originally Posted by Espada1

Edit your title.

Edit your face.
12-09-2008, 02:57 AM
Chaotix

damn i was hoping it was a sexual assault
12-09-2008, 02:57 AM
Useless

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Originally Posted by Espada1

Edit your title.

Why?

Lol Vesper...
12-09-2008, 02:58 AM
Espada1

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vesper

Edit your face.

I wish. If I have any photoshop skills.
12-09-2008, 02:58 AM
Xkarinx

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Originally Posted by Vesper

Edit your face.

useless post, i vote ip ban
12-09-2008, 02:59 AM
Chaotix

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Originally Posted by Xkarinx

useless post, i vote ip ban

useless post, i vote ip ban
12-09-2008, 02:59 AM
yoyoball

i had one of those cough-induce laughs when i was reading this.
CHEESEBURGER!! NO!!!

reminds of Dane Cook: "WHOPPPERR!! WHOOPPPER NO ONIONNSS!!"
12-09-2008, 03:01 AM
BadpcGuy

what has the world come to well at least he didn't slap the s*** out of her.
12-09-2008, 03:03 AM
Useless

Women's Rights, Suffrage Movements, Oprah.

It's a shame, that burger could have been put to good use.
12-09-2008, 03:03 AM
Xkarinx

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Originally Posted by Chaotix

useless post, i vote ip ban

A usless post to a useless post, i vote both posts get ip ban.
12-09-2008, 03:06 AM
power_gamer_6

Sucks. I would have liked that burger.
T'was well deserved though. I'll bet she wasn't intending to pay for that drink.
12-09-2008, 03:06 AM
yoyoball

oops wrong vid, this ones better
12-09-2008, 04:44 AM
HalfBlackK

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Originally Posted by Chaotix

damn i was hoping it was a sexual assault

Oh geez.

Oh and..

E.COLI!

Aaaaand..
alright so,
on the subject of fast food...

He kills the dude with a bowling pin afterwards >_>

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!
12-09-2008, 12:24 PM
Darc

I heard fat kills but that's just silly.