What did Dannylamb say to Dr. Evo?
If you cant think of a good joke you dont deserve to tell them
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What did Dannylamb say to Dr. Evo?
If you cant think of a good joke you dont deserve to tell them
Hey...Come 'ere.
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AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHA....That was good.
Here's my joke!
I heard a joke today actually, it was about butter.
I'd tell you it, but I'm afr.... Ah... You've heard it before.
If this is for a date or something you're better off coming up with your own situational jokes on the spot, or telling funny stories you've actually experienced.
knock knock jokes just don't cut it these days.
How do they call Peter Pan in china?
Peter Wok!
ROOSTER AND THE CAT
A rooster is walking along one day when he comes to a riverbank with a big bag of cat food beside it. Uninterested in the bag, he looks over to the other side and sees a huge bag of chicken feed which instantly makes his mouth water. Beside the bag of feed is a small cat that is hungrily eyeing the cat food on his side.
The two look at each other and wonder what to do. The rooster says, "I know, if we run and jump high enough we should be able to make it to the other side."
The cat responds, "Okay, let's give it a try."
The rooster heads back about 15 feet, makes a run for it and jumps as high as he can. He flaps his wings like crazy and just makes it to the the bag and starts devouring the chicken feed.
The cat, now more motivated than ever, heads back about 20 feet and makes a run for it. He jumps, and SPLASH! He lands right in the middle of the river.
The Moral of the Story: For every satisfied cock, there's a wet *****!
But it might be too long for a text... Only good jokes via text are sex jokes.
ermmm so one day a man walks into a bar and says OW!...
Okay. So there are these three guys walking along a beach, right? A Spanish guy, a black guy, and a white guy. They're walking along the beach and... you know what, nevermind. LOL.
I'm not racist, but i don't really care about racist jokes and don't get offended by them.
BUT THAT WAS ****ING HILARIOUS.