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Hate to admit it, those memes were funny as hell.
EDIT: My morbidly obese dog does the same thing with lazer pointers. You can make her run into walls with it. She's patrols for hours after you put it away.
Happiness PuncH!
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man I love Egoraptor.
Ugh, I declare this the worse page in this thread. Apart from the meme from 1st post and Piderman and Bamen the rest is just terribly unfunny.
Lol page break fail ^
I do twenty.
I dont think anyone posted this yet...
I was a very happy man. My girlfriend and I have been over a year happily together, so we decided to marry.
But there was one thing that bothered me - her gorgeous younger sister.
My sister in question was twenty years, wore very short skirts and never wore a bra.
If they had dipped it in my neighborhood regularly for something to pick ', then obviously I had more than a horny sight.
Sat certainly a signal post here because she did not like it when someone else was around, only me.
On one day my sister called and asked to come to the wedding invitations to come and see.
She was home alone when I arrived and whispered in my ear that she had feelings for me,
and desires for me that had they could no longer suppress.
She told me she wanted me already before I planned to marry my girlfriend.
Well, I was totally shocked and I could not utter a single word. She said: "I go over that on the bed,
me if you want to take a good look before you marry my sister, you now your chance! "I was flabbergasted and stood transfixed. I saw them running the stairs and I stood there a moment.
Suddenly I put it on a walk to the front door. I opened the door, and flew to my car.
Suddenly my entire future family was standing around outside, all clapping their hands!
With tears in his eyes, my father came to me and said, "We are delighted that you have passed our little test.''
We can not wish a better man for our daughter! Welcome to the family!
The moral of the story: Condoms should always be in your car.
That was stupid, and very badly written.