i woulda spilt stuff on it.Quote:
Originally Posted by MariaMariaaa
really permanent stuff.
lol, wheres your sig at now Thalamast? :3 haha
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i woulda spilt stuff on it.Quote:
Originally Posted by MariaMariaaa
really permanent stuff.
lol, wheres your sig at now Thalamast? :3 haha
Way to embarrass me.Quote:
Originally Posted by power_gamer_6
You are just... so strange...but since you're slow and glare at random things I still have much love for you.Quote:
Originally Posted by maoc389
that was Thalamast you bimbo. :3Quote:
Originally Posted by MariaMariaaa
Dammit. I take my love back.
*edit* aw no love for me? thanks.
Another ...sort of crazy ex. more of an interesting breakup story.
So i was hanging out at my friends and it was me + my two best friends, and one of their girlfriends and one of their sisters. So my girlfriend calls me, claiming shes bored. I'm like, alright, its the middle of summer and shes not doing anything. So i go talk to her for around 10 minutes, then i'm like my friends are waiting for me. so i leave to go chill, and *literally* 20 seconds later, she calls me back. i pick up, and go not now babygirl, i'll call you back later when i'm not busy. She calls again. I don't pick up.
after the 4th call, my friends decide to take it into their own hands.
They take my phone, and all synchronized, picked up, and LAUGHED. as obnoxiously as you can imagine. into the phone. and then yelled STOP CALLING.
we... broke up after that :D.
Oh wow that sounds almost as bad as my friend's break up. Basically we were screwing around during lunch and he comes in and says he doesn't like his girlfriend and wants to break up with her. That's when Eric comes in, steals his phone, calls up his girl and yells into the phone "YOU'RE FIRED!" and hangs up.
XD
Same boat.Quote:
Originally Posted by MariaMariaaa
I think everyone has this happen.
.-. my ex got his friend to hack my computer.
& the minute i unblocked him off msn, which was like, 2 months after, he starts coming at me with profanities & sht.
This was like, a little longer than a year ago, & he's still texting me crap.
Other than that it's pretty much the usual /slit ones.
& hell, phanton does not look like jeebus.
It's more of Weird Al.
that ***** gave me one of those "i totally see u there but im gunna turn sideways and act like i dont see u" in the subway, but i moved anyways
She moved, and her twin sister started coming on to me.
They were the same person.
Oh, the stories I could tell...
I had actually typed up a few good paragraphs, but I think it's best left unsaid for the sake of chivalry.
To be succinct, I attract the truly crazy ones out there.
I had an ex who told my whole school i ***** her and chased her with a knife (at the age of 14). To prove her craziness,she went to Texas at the age of 15 to see a guy she "fell in love with" over myspace. At the age of 16 she moved to Newfoundland and got engaged. When they moved back here they broke up.
i wish i found some crazy *** whores like thatQuote:
Originally Posted by Valostar
it was gross how many guys she had already "been with" at the age of 14. Now that we're 18 it kind of scares me to think about how many more she's been with.Quote:
Originally Posted by Thalamast
by the age of 16 a girl will usually have the same guy doing her for months at a time so it can't be that highQuote:
Originally Posted by Valostar
oooh i got one,
i was hooking up with the pageant queen of my city, and my god, she had issues with racism and religion.
For one, she felt every non-catholic needed to have a hot iron shoved up their asses, secondly, she thought Obama was Hitler v2 because he was going to go on a rampage against the Mexicans because he's black.
Srsly.
So I zonked myself that night, took her out to dance, never saw her again.
PS: Salsa night last night sucked D=< I didn't even get to go dancing.
I haven't had any crazy exes really.
I had/possibly still have a girl that stalked me all over the place; real life, online, everywhere. Simply because I turned her down.
It was pretty hairy for a while, but she's apparantly f*cked off and grown up now or whatever.
I've never really dated any crazy people...I get to know people before I date them, so I know if they are crazy or not. Actually, I didn't really get to know my current girlfriend, so that was a crap shoot but it turned out good :D
I had a "girlfriend" named Stacy once. We were really good friends and decided to date. Then we hung out and never did anything different from what we usually did anyway lol. Actually, as far as I know we are still "dating", because we never "broke up", but then again, we never actually did any boyfriend girlfriend stuff. Lol. I guess that was kinda crazy...in comparison to my others anyway.
aw maniac do share.
atleast one. for the lulz.
All my exes were ****ing crazy ****ers.
I'll just say: Don't joke about how much fun watersports are unless you're really sure the other person is joking too.
I ****ing love pocky.Quote:
Originally Posted by MariaMariaaa