Mom assaulted with a taco

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Law enforcement near Orlando, Fla., have in custody a 19-year-old who refused to stop playing games to join his family for dinner and threw a taco at his mother after she unplugged his Xbox.

Intrepid and indispensible local news resource WOFL-TV of Orlando reports that alleged Xbox Taco Assailant Zachary Moir is in the Volusia County Jail after a domestic disturbance on Wednesday night. Seems his moms went upstairs and demanded he stop playing that Sega or Atari or whatever you call it and come down and be a contributing member of the family, and he was all, "whatever, *****," and she was all "WHAT did you just call me," and punched off the power to his console. Oh it's on now!

"A few minutes later Dena says she was in the kitchen cleaning and cooking tacos for dinner when Zachary showed up. That's when she says he slapped her arm and threw a taco in her face. “He went ahead and hit me with the taco and I got taco all over my shirt and kitchen. I’ve threatened to call police before. But anyway this time, I thought he went too far so I called police and he's in jail now.”

On top of that, Mom won't take jailhouse phone calls from her alleged Xbox taco assailant son. That'll show your ***, tough guy! "She says she's going to let him sit in his jail cell in Volusia County for a few days to teach him a lesson," according to crusading truth avenger WOFL-TV.

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Source: http://kotaku.com/5133876/tired-of-m...taco-assailant

They were both wrong IMO.

I wouldn't go home after that.

I bet he was playing Halo, thinking his hand was a Plasma Sword, and the taco was a sticky grenade.

LOL thats something new in the world of crazys.

atleast this fight didnt happen on thanksgiving



i sure as hell wouldnt like a 9 pound butterball turkey hitting me in the face.

Oh lord.
A taco?
Burrito woulda been better but still.

I blame Microsoft.

Someone sue them already.

lol i bet he was playing MK and he thought we had to finish his mom off so he thought the taco was a fireball

i would've eaten the taco first.

then threw up all over the mom.

what he did is just let a good taco go to waste ;(

this is just plain stupid that moms a ***** someone cut her ***** *** up please :-/

I'll bet he became really angry at his mother and threw the taco at her.

;/ Just in case people don't grasp the fact that this is what really happened, and the son wasn't having magical delusions of gaming grandeur in lieu of his rage.

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Originally Posted by ChickenDewd21

;/ The story is real if I think I understand what you're implying.

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"Oh it's on now!"

who would put that in the news.

and uh, i'll believe it when i see a source.

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Originally Posted by Greed

Greed delivers sauce!

http://www.myfoxorlando.com/myfox/pa...Y&pageId=3.2.1

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the chicken beat you to it

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Originally Posted by ChickenDewd21

;/ The story is real if I think I understand what you're implying.

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Dam chicken, beat me to it D:


<3

suck me sideways... thats ****ed up.

alright, you win this time.

Lol you get to go to jail for throwing a taco at somebody.

Lol, that's a funny way to go into jail.

I wonder if that taco would have tasted good. I guess we will never know now...:(

Im glad we live in a world where posting a link, in a forum. Implies that the thing is real.

But, only on certain things that the person chooses to be real.



Prettttty cool people. Pretty cool.

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Originally Posted by kait0s

Im glad we live in a world where posting a link, in a forum. Implies that the thing is real.

But, only on certain things that the person chooses to be real.



Prettttty cool people. Pretty cool.

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You mean like this? ;o o0o0oo0oh!

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Originally Posted by ChickenDewd21

You mean like this? ;o o0o0oo0oh!

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Whoa, Didnt see that coming.(Or did)

Not even going to say anything. Youll just report me.


But yeah, like i said. Cooooooool d00d

Oh, lol'd. It's a Fox report.

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says Zachary pushed her and called her a bad name

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Looks like it isn't on now. Quote the actual topic next time, plawks.
Then again, chicken sauce is perty good..

Alright, alright, jeez.

http://kotaku.com/5133876/tired-of-m...taco-assailant

god.. i feel like heading down to taco bell now... =\

That's kinda sad... I wont consider assault for throwing a taco at a person.

its just a taco going jail for that

Dude...i would love to have a taco thrown in my face,that ***** is just crazy..

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Originally Posted by holy11

Dude...i would love to have a taco thrown in my face,that ***** is just crazy..

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"dude" after reading this post i facepalmed x10 seriously just dear lord...get out!!!!!

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Originally Posted by Magato

"dude" after reading this post i facepalmed x10 seriously just dear lord...get out!!!!!

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So,you want me to get out because some random looser over the internet doesn't like me?

Sure thing.

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Originally Posted by holy11

So,you want me to get out because some random looser over the internet doesn't like me?

Sure thing.

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you hurt my feelings *goes and crys in the emo corner*

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Originally Posted by Magato

you hurt my feelings *goes and crys in the emo corner*

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If your going to be a jackass to me do it in PM's,or are you just posting here so people think you look cool for attempting to insult someone over the internet?

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Originally Posted by holy11

If your going to be a jackass to me do it in PM's,or are you just posting here so people think you look cool for attempting to insult someone over the internet?

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i do it because im a jackass and i DESPISE you in everyway

Theres you're 1k posts,can we get a lock now?

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Originally Posted by holy11

Theres you're 1k posts,can we get a lock now?

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ah i see your one of those people who think the more posts you have the cooler you are wow =.=

i dont think that idont even give shit about my post count and wat you just said was basically why we hate you

see, in order for people to buy Xboxs they must be brain washed, name 1 incedent were a kid did somthing because his parents unplugged his ps3, cuz were mature.

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Originally Posted by GrandHustle

Wasted a perfectly good taco...

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That's what i'm sayin...