I was going to call this "College Humor", but we don't want to exclude the 12 year olds ;)
Feel free to contribute school related lulz, whether or not you actually partook in them.
This was inspired by a little exchange i just had with my professor.
My original email:
He replies:Quote:
Dear Professor,
I was wondering if it would be at all possible for you to send me the Essay
Outline. I seem to have misplaced it sometime during the strike, and now I
don't know what I'm going to do with my life. Am I going to be a lawyer? A
doctor? Or am I going to sell over-the-counter drugs on the street out of a
trench coat I stole from a homeless person? Life is like a puzzle of
uncertainty to me. Why do we exist? Does life have meaning? What happens when
we die? Is Santa Claus real?
I believe the Essay Outline is the key to answering all those questions and more (like, "what is the word limit for the essay?").
I would greatly appreciate it if you took the time to send me the .doc. Thank
you in advance.
Your student,
Vlad
I reply:Quote:
There is no Santa Claus, we are all going to die and rot, and here is the essay sheet.
best
DNS
He responds:Quote:
Dear Professor,
You have successfully rid me of my existential crisis. For that, I owe you a
million thanks. I'd type them out, but I should go ahead and start on the
essay.
Thank you.
Your student,
Vlad
I love profs with a sense of humor.Quote:
I forgot to add that life is hard, full of pain and suffering and tragedy, punctuated only now and then with some happiness, and then we die.
Cheers!
DNS

