China: Chair Kills Boy by Anal Penetration

I'm sitting on a timber log.

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Originally Posted by Z0MBiE

like BAM arse *****.

kinda like prison showers.

only you die.

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More or less, but you do kind of bleed slowly to death for about an hour before you die...

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Originally Posted by Cingal

More or less, but you do kind of bleed slowly to death for about an hour before you die...

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Oh god, that would suck..so bad. :eye:

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Originally Posted by Cingal

More or less, but you do kind of bleed slowly to death for about an hour before you die...

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Can't be worse than Mr. Hands.

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Originally Posted by Oisterboy

Mine broke because I had more than one person in it lols. Now it won't stop leaning to the right.

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what naughty thing u did on the chair with the other person O_o

Man...
-looks at chair-
-sighs-
-gets on knees-
I'd rather not take any chances...

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Originally Posted by Jakuza

OMG.

I don't know about you guys but I burst into laughter at the thread title.



I'm so sorry.





And this, too? CMON.

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I did too, were going straight to hell.

my trusty wooden stool is back.

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Originally Posted by Avarance

I'm sitting on a timber log.

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There's C4 inside.

... See, that's why my computer chairs always have armrests... that, and they're more comfortable.

And, make room on the "Bullet Train to Hell." I laughed my *** off at the thread title.

I also laughed hard at the title and the article :-/ The things that happen in China, you just can't help but laugh sometimes.

*Leaves desk and takes laptop to kitchen table*

:-/

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Originally Posted by Oisterboy

*moves to solid wood chair*

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lmao I stood up when I read this.

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Originally Posted by Jakuza

OMG.

I don't know about you guys but I burst into laughter at the thread title.



I'm so sorry.





And this, too? CMON.

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i laughed.
my asa hurtt a bit thinking about it.
then i moved to the right of my chair a bit..

Holy.
Shit.

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Originally Posted by holy11

i laughed.
my asa hurtt a bit thinking about it.
then i moved to the right of my chair a bit..

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then may your left *** cheek rest in peace

**** my life.

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Originally Posted by SimplyLuck

**** my life.

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lol having emo time are we