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Despite the fact that it's reasonably odd for two members to share the same birthday; this thread exists to balance out the yin and yang.
Happy birthday, Maria.
I'd wish that John Mayer could serenade you himself if I liked him, but I don't, so...you know. Take what you get given and stop complaining.
Much peace.
Fappy girthday!
As a birthday present im giving you:
A cow in the kitchen~
http://www.easttexasnews.com/images/cooking_cow.jpg
A goat with a hat (pretend it's a turban)
http://www.paulsgrains.com/goat-hat.jpg
And a textured missile condom.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_9cS1xh4GAB...ondom_bike.jpg
Now, lets get down to business shall we.
Happy Birthday Maria.
I think Pluto's birthday is today too.
Anyway, Happy BIRTHDAY!
So you didn't like your present?Quote:
Originally Posted by Serix
Happy Birthday Miss.
Happy birthdayski. Lulz liek 3 peepz have teh saem birthday liek wut?
Happy day you burst from your mothers stomach, causing her what was more likely than not the most painful and traumatizing experience in her life! :D
...Love you! <3
Happy B-Day, dawgette.
Happy birthday ma chère.
I invited you to a foursome in the other thread; so now I invite you to some Kama Sutra, my dear. :<
Happy birthday!
Happy first day of your existence...day
Enjoy many more.
getting closer to being wrinkly and fat eh?!
better snog all the hunky boys while you still can.
me first.
D'awwww thanx u guize :3 (L)
Happiez birthiedayz :3
Happy Birthday , May you live to see many more
See the good thing about being 18 is that i'm at legal age of consent worldwide.Quote:
Originally Posted by Z0MBiE
Now I can have sex with 50 yr old Russian men and not feel guilty about it. :3
WIN.
You're such a hoe. NOT! I REPEAT: NOT!Quote:
Originally Posted by MariaMariaaa
:D
But you now being 18 means you're illegal to me (I'm 17. :[). But don't you worry; I'll be 18 in May!Quote:
Originally Posted by MariaMariaaa
i hav pix if u wana meat irl
Call me what you wish, old men need some TLC once in a while, too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mofo
RIGHT LADIES?
I really hope you're not being serious HAHAHQuote:
Originally Posted by Nichons
wtf is going on in here?
Turned from a happy birthday to a- is there even a word to describe this?
There, is my friend. There is.Quote:
Originally Posted by corasked
That word's:
sex
Very happy Birthday!
Happy birthday!
Of course I'm serious. I'm always serious.Quote:
Originally Posted by MariaMariaaa
I knew ya had it in ya.Quote:
Originally Posted by MariaMariaaa
Bonne Fête! Have a good one.
You've learned well.Quote:
Originally Posted by MariaMariaaa
I shall teach you.
happy bday
heres my gift to you
http://images-cdn01.associatedconten.../300_40536.jpg
you can put it on your forehead if ya like
ive ALWAYS wondered how it is on their forehead, do they lick it and stick it on?Quote:
Originally Posted by TheWiseGuy
Happy birthday.
If the present sucks, suck it up. You should be happy I spend 10 seconds finding this song. <3
LMAOOO yo I honestly thought you were Zymbaline. I was about to flip. XDQuote:
Originally Posted by TheWiseGuy
Thanks though, now I can look like my Aunty sukhdeep.
Attila thankyou (L) I'm jamming to this as I type.
No no no, that's her NICK name.Quote:
Originally Posted by Z0MBiE
Her REAL name is *******.
happy bday dood