Reporters should start asking questions like this :3Quote:
Originally Posted by Oisterboy
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Reporters should start asking questions like this :3Quote:
Originally Posted by Oisterboy
I'm trying to picture it. It's not pretty, and it's kind of funny.
Damn. xD
like... a piece of paper placed through a shredder machine ? XOQuote:
Originally Posted by Gattsu
keep it coming guys.
*faps*
Does this same man also shoot squirls with a 12g shotgun and eat them for dinner, and power his monster truck with his urine?
~Roh
I mean, if I were to make some home made powertool sex toy, it'd be made from a drill not a ****ing saw lmao.Quote:
Originally Posted by cinderboy
Should the drill one screw up, it'd hurt but it wouldn't SAW the poor girl.
Drill= SpinsQuote:
Originally Posted by Oisterboy
PowerSaw= Goes back and forth.
Think about it. o.-
~Roh
Right, but if you get one with a bannana curve, its about the same sensation at 3000 RPM ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Jin-Roh
o wtf were they thinking
I have heard of dumber sex stories, don't worry I will spare you all from them.
Wait, so Trooper7 transported her to PG hospital.
Holy shit, power gamer has a hospital named after him.
Howard Stern had something on his show once, similar to this.
It was a machine with lots of rubber tongues attached, and it worked like a chainsaw, but it was powered by a drill I believe.
He had porn stars on to test it.
It worked, apparently.
<-Makes the best DIY sex tools ever. :p
Who wants to buy one? :D
More than once, he pull that damn thing out dozens of times now. The shows turned into porn...Quote:
Originally Posted by Norrin Radd
~Roh
lol coming.Quote:
Originally Posted by vi3tshiiet
Eh, I'm waiting for Zombie to post in this thread.
He'll be here.
meh, it was a good idea at the time.
anyone got cash for bail?
He was probably the guy who did it, so he technically already is.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bryan
lol, Norrin. Tooo slow.
Zombie, next time we need to lube it up a bit more.
Wooow.. I couldn't even imagine how that would feel. o_o;
Owie. >.<
Dangerous weapons and sex mmm.. what else besides the penis does she need ffs? I guess he just couldn't keep up.
i can keep it up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Glavus
its just, sex and powertools are my two favorite things, so i thought "why not put them together?".
the result was just delicious.
i don't think lubrication was a problem.Quote:
Originally Posted by xkittyxlicksx
there was plenty of that slippy red stuff flying about.
then the neighbours and the police had to come charging in, killed the mood. :bleh:
Lmao you always have the most "interesting" threads.
Honestly though what were they thinking?
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Perfect example of why you shouldnt play with Power Tools.
the worst part was having to find a landline to call emergencey services because my phone had no signalQuote:
Originally Posted by Xynh