LOL WUT
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All you can say is Sham...... WOW WTF! O_o
Lesson learned:Never give a prostitute 1000 dollars.
LOL. That is all I can say.
hehe
he shall now be know as
Shamlawl
Cannibal prostitute lolwut.
why did she bite his tongue o.o
sounds like a badass heavy metal band
CANNIBAL PROSTITUTE
BILLY MAYS HERE
Never mind he got arrest he kissed a ****ing ****** on the lips he is stupid.Talk about ShamWOW moments this counts as one.
OH OH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
oh baby let me get a towel
NO! THIS IS A JOB FOR SHAMWOW!
My theory.Quote:
Originally Posted by hobolord
Seeing as how prostitution is illegal,and having been paid 1000 dollars cash.
She formulated the strategy of "Ima gunna bite off this fukers tongue and make a run for it lol sex"
if she managed to actually rip it off and run away,he wouldn't know her name or how to find her,and making a police report regarding a prostitute that you paid for wouldn't have been very smart.
or....he just would have died from blood loss
:-/
shamwow + oxyclean = ultimate murder cleanup kit
lmao.. both got pwned.. anyone saw the girls mugshot? she seems quite happy lol
http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmo...27092sham2.jpg
left=not too bad
right=OMGWTF
i guess their definitions of "straight sex" were different
sshe was trying to rip his tongue/
I will miss his infomercials...
The coke under the mat trick was toooooo unbelieveableQuote:
Originally Posted by Bacn
But he's going to make America skinny again....Quote:
Originally Posted by SahibX
I suppose you love his nuts, too? ;/Quote:
Originally Posted by Bacn
;o Maybe if he'd spent some of that money on buyin' her dinner she wouldn't have ate his tongue. I wouldn't have gone home with her anyways; at least not for $1,000. We're both having sex so she should go dutch with me. Five-hundred smackers!
Wow..... lol *note to self, don't go and look for ******s in Miami*
Awww, but he's one of my TF2 sprays.... :(
http://img2.fpsbanana.com/ico/sprays...verse_copy.png
Damn ******s.
you'll say wow every time........
Big gay bubba is gonna love his nuts.
LOL. Cannibal Prostitute..
Slap chopped that ******.
He really got beat up a lot too, judging from the pictures.
That's what i was thinking.Quote:
Originally Posted by Abubakr
I thought his last name was Offer.
http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/1691/billymaysy.png
Just as planned
He should have told her the Shamwow can dry up ****** blood.
That would have made her let go.
Who pays prostitutes up front?
I do!Quote:
Originally Posted by Oisterboy
Good thing prostitution's legal in Germany.
Also known as
Shampow
Or "thamlawl" (hold your tongue and say it xD)Quote:
Originally Posted by corasked
I did that and got a weird look from my mom.Quote:
Originally Posted by Oisterboy
Curse you, Oister! xD
Shamwow guy getting arrested...
Cannibal Prostitutes...
CANNIBAL prostitutes?
Yeah I got to go lay down guys.