The Bible..

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04-04-2009, 02:24 AM
Ithian

The Bible..

In a minute!

Sorry just thought it was really funny and worth sharing :D Sounds right though I can't really vouch for the accuracy of it since I never read the book the whole way through.

EARTH MADE, ADAM EVE
CAIN KILLS ABEL, HAS TO LEAVE
BORING GENEALOGY
GREAT FLOOD, OLIVE LEAF

TOWER BABEL, ABRAHAM
SODOM AND GOMORRAH AND
ISAAC, JACOB, JOSEPH, MOSES
TEN COMMANDS, PROMISED LAND

JUDGES, DAVID, SOLOMON
SENT AWAY TO BABYLON
JOB, THEN A BUNCH OF PSALMS
PROVERBS AND THE SONG OF SONGS

MAJOR PROPHETS, LION DEN
MINOR PROPHETS, BETHLEHEM
GOLD AND MYRRH AND FRANKINCENSE
SATAN AND SAMARITAN

CHOOSE DISCIPLES, OTHER CHEEK
WALK ON WATER, THOUSANDS EAT
LAZARUS, FIG TREE
LAST SUPPER, GETHSEMANE

BLOOD MONEY, THIRD DENIAL
PONTIUS PILATE, PUBLIC TRIAL
FORTY LASHES, TO THE TREE
WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?

THIRD DAY, EMPTY TOMB
REAPPEARS, FIVE WOUNDS
ACTS OF THE APOSTLES NEXT
EPISTLES AND APOCALYPSE
04-04-2009, 02:27 AM
IronyTaken

Yup it's accurate.

pretty funny though.

This is how they should teach the bible.
04-04-2009, 02:47 AM
jstr08

nice find, haha
04-04-2009, 06:22 AM
M1nGs3N4yuk1

Didn't understand a single thing. But then again, I remembered I was an atheist.
04-04-2009, 06:35 AM
vexicat

Quote:

Originally Posted by M1nGs3N4yuk1

Didn't understand a single thing. But then again, I remembered I was an atheist.

Athiest powah!
04-04-2009, 06:59 AM
Reefer Madness

uhhhh, Agnostic Power!

=P
04-05-2009, 01:45 AM
Phobia

Its not accurate. They skipped the part where Joshua and the Israelite Army took over Canaan. Battle of Jericho? Walls collapsing on the seventh day of Joshua's march around the walls?
04-05-2009, 11:04 AM
Oisterman

That'd prolly be awesome if I knew more about the bible lol.
04-07-2009, 04:55 AM
IronyTaken

Quote:

Originally Posted by Norrin Radd

And all of that doesn't change the fact that there is middle ground, and I'm standing in it. Hello!

Guess what? I am agnostic. I do not disbelieve NOR believe in God. Oooh, it must bug you. It'd bug me, being that wrong.

It's doesn't bug me I just like correcting people who are wrong. And sometimes they correct me. Which is why I like debating becuase whether I am right or not I learn something.

I know I won't convince you becuase you are the type who doesn't like to admit they are wrong.

I am explaining it to other people who actually listen.

Besides you can't even refute what I just posted.

You are just like a conspiracy person or creationist. No matter what you say to them they will always block their ears and pull some explanation out of their ***.
04-07-2009, 05:03 AM
Norrin Radd

Quote:

Originally Posted by IronyTaken

It's doesn't bug me I just like correcting people who are wrong. And sometimes they correct me. Which is why I like debating becuase whether I am right or not I learn something.

I know I won't convince you becuase you are the type who doesn't like to admit they are wrong.

I am explaining it to other people who actually listen.

Besides you can't even refute what I just posted.

You are just like a conspiracy person or creationist. No matter what you say to them they will always block their ears and pull some explanation out of their ***.

No, go on. Prove me wrong.

You tell me, that what I factually say regarding my thoughts, is wrong...and that you are right about me and my own thoughts, with proof.

I am telling you, for a fact (That means it's undeniable), that I am not sure if God exists or whether God does not, therefore, my choice is to not pass judgement. That's a fact.

I am neither a believer, nor a non-believer. I am undecided.

Now, this applies to millions of people, maybe more.

You cannot...CANNOT (The part you don't get) tell me that I do not believe that, because I do. Fact. "No, what they mean is...", no. I mean what I say and I say what I mean. My word over me is fact. You do not get an opinion.

The funniest part is, your last line applies to you.

You are arguing with me about what my personal beliefs are, that's what's hilarious, it's funny really, because you are clearly getting annoyed. If only you took a step back and saw precisely why you're going wrong here, you'd feel better.

I am not someone who would say "I do not believe God exists.". I would say "I am uncommitted in any belief, be it for or against God's existence. I confirm and deny neither.".

You are just angry that...you can't counter that. Because everything you come to me with, I can just say "No.", and be absolutely in logical middle ground.

It's funny, and I'll do that next, if what you provide is not proof I am wrong.