Your a Fruit!

So I thought a random idea that would never happen in the real world obviously. But..

If you were to be turned into a fruit and you had a choice of what you want to be what fruit would YOU be?


And no, you can't just turn into this certain fruit so you can eat yourself :P


Anyhow I think the fruit I would love to be is an orange.

Banana.

You know why.

Kiwi or Peach!

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Originally Posted by Vesper

Banana.

You know why.

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I know why? o.o

My a fruit?

What's a fruit?

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Originally Posted by Claudedenja

I know why? o.o

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hes refering to the male reproductive system

and I wanna be a pineapple..

you spelt your wrong.

Cherries.
lol

Not really imaginative, but an apple I guess...

What's the point of this thread, people will just name fruits and go away with +1 post...

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Originally Posted by paintboy3

hes refering to the male reproductive system

and I wanna be a pineapple..

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Well, thank you for pointing out the obvious. I knew he was talking about a male BODY PART.

:P

Hmm fuzzy fruits make me think hairy,
round fruits make me think fat,
oranges are quite wrinkley..XD

Strawberry:3 Cause they're cute& a shiny color.

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Originally Posted by `doll

Hmm fuzzy fruits make me think hairy,
round fruits make me think fat,
oranges are quite wrinkley..XD

Strawberry:3 Cause they're cute& a shiny color.

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They have seed all over them.

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Originally Posted by Vesper

Banana.

You know why.

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Cucumber.

I think YOU know why. I win.

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Originally Posted by Bekk

They have seed all over them.

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They're like..freckles..:(

EDIT; kay I got it.
I want to be a little tiny cranberry.:3

Coconut, hard on the outside, good stuffs on the inside and able to crack a head of 2 even if by accident or thrown by a trained monkey.

Whatever fruit that allows me to commit suicide the easiest.

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Originally Posted by Attila

Cucumber.

I think YOU know why. I win.

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That's not a fruit

Anyway it would be a bad idea to be a banana, do you really want someone to BITE and CHEW it ?

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Originally Posted by DarkAztaroth

That's not a fruit

Anyway it would be a bad idea to be a banana, do you really want someone to BITE and CHEW it ?

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Isn't this what you do with most fruits?

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Originally Posted by DarkAztaroth

That's not a fruit

Anyway it would be a bad idea to be a banana, do you really want someone to BITE and CHEW it ?

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Cucumber is a fruit.

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Originally Posted by DarkAztaroth

That's not a fruit

Anyway it would be a bad idea to be a banana, do you really want someone to BITE and CHEW it ?

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Actually it is. Just like a tomato is considered both a fruit and a vegetable, it's same with cucumber.

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Originally Posted by `doll

Isn't this what you do with most fruits?

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I swallow peach/pear slices whole.

Uhm.. bluebarry. Just cos.

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Originally Posted by Xenonight2

I'd be a gumball.

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Best. Fruit. Ever.

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Originally Posted by hian

I would want to be a RAWBERRY. No, not a strawberry, a RAWBERRY!!!

See powerthirst for more information.

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ITS LIKE THROWING CHOCOLATE INTO A THUNDERSTORM!!!!

on topic:

id be a dragon fruit. because im cool like that.

Cherries or strawberries ^^

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Originally Posted by Deimos

an orange



because no other word in the english language rhymes with orange


suck on that you other inferior fruits

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Perfect rhymes, yes, but there are quite a few slant rhymes with orange.

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Originally Posted by Deimos

pssht, to hell with your loopholes and pernickety shenannigans

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If you use a loop hole to get out of another loop hole, where have you ended up?