hahahahahahaha FUNNY RUSSIAN JOKE! RUSSIANS COME IN!

Hopefully if you know enough about our beloved CCCP, you'll LOVE this.

In the class:
Teacher: Where are the best toys?
Children: In the Soviet Union!
Teacher: And where are the tastiest candies?
Children: In the Soviet Union!
Teacher: So where are the happiest children?
Children: In the Soviet Union!
Suddenly Vovochka started to cry bitterly.
Teacher: Vovochka, why are you crying?
Vovochka: (through tears) I want to live in the Soviet Union!

Share your own cultural jokes. Be it American, German, Vulcan, you name it.

In America you print dead presidents on your money.


In Soviet Russia, we have no money!

In Soviet Russia you use tanks.

In America tanks use you!

In Soviet Russia Mudkip lieks you!

Very funny......thanks for spamming, though.

In Soviet Russia, post-apocalytic RPG plays you!