The Geek Chic Checklist - 22 Sure Signs You're a Geek

People dress up as Gordon Freeman for Halloween? How do they make the HEV suit?

None either.. :P

I think Fox News was involved in this. http://www.onrpg.com/boards/130006.html

I'm none of those though:\.

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Originally Posted by mlauzon

You think Wii is for losers.

You consider the four food groups to be: pizza, frozen dinners, *****ies and Mountain Dew.

You have created stronger friendships through online communities than you have with people you've met in person.

You spend an inordinate amount of time thinking about your avatars and handles.

All your relatives expect you to debug their home computers.

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All these apply to me.

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Originally Posted by mlauzon

You've had flame wars with friends about:
Programming languages
Linux distributions
If we're really living in the Matrix

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I would if they had the brains to.

Edit: I screwed up the lay out and make up of the OP. Meh, whatever.

The ones for me:

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# You have a way higher salary than most people your age.

You think Wii is for losers

You're a serious foodie. (I think, if it means I love food...)

You spend an inordinate amount of time thinking about your avatars and handles. (On occasion)

All your relatives expect you to debug their home computers. (Sadly. :( )

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Only one for me was that i think Wii is for losers (Which they are)

Only two for me.

none here. what?

where the hell is "you troll forums most of the day"?

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You spend an inordinate amount of time thinking about your avatars and handles

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nevermind.

Only one for me......Im not a geek yay :D

So far only 5,8,9,10,13, and 17 apply to me...........Those seem the most normal to me.

None.

Yippee.

pfft, fat wallets nothin, geeks are broke as hell

Guess I'm not a geek.

..Damn, geeks sound really friggin rich.:-/

Only 5 and 17 for me...

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Originally Posted by Bacn

People dress up as Gordon Freeman for Halloween? How do they make the HEV suit?

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I don't know but I've always wanted to be Gordon Freeman

Well if serious foodie means I love to eat them I'm all for that.


Thats it though =/

I'd say most of those are signs you're a poser geek. For some reason people will be posers for practically anything now a days.

I don't understand the whole hating the Wii thing. Sure it doesn't really have any good games (You let me down Brawl, Mario Galaxy, and Mariokart), but some of the games are entertaining and:

If - Women like the Wii
And - You like women
Then - You like the Wii

You kick butt at World of Warcraft.

You think Wii is for losers.

You have created stronger friendships through online
communities than you have with people you've met in person.

You spend an inordinate amount of time thinking about your
avatars and handles.

All your relatives expect you to debug their home computers.



[These.]

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Originally Posted by xDmonster

If - Women like the d*ck
And - You like women
Then - You like the d*ck

Stop using fail logic :P

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I don't see anything wrong with that logic.

I'm only #10?... Seriously? No offence but this list sucks. I know I'm more geek than that.

~Roh