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06-12-2009, 06:13 PM
Domokun

Discuss Guys

Yep, this thread is all about guys. Ask any question about them

What is up with guys and trying so hard to make themselves look so tough, when in reality they aren't?

Also what is up with men and penis jokes....

I'm a guy and this thread isn't a joke.
06-12-2009, 06:15 PM
brutzer

Quote:

Originally Posted by Domokun

Yep, this thread is all about guys. Ask any question about them

Also what is up with men and penis jokes....

I'm a guy and this thread isn't a joke.

What is up with guys and trying so hard to make themselves look so tough, when in reality they aren't?

"my dick is bigger" ego problem

"Also what is up with men and penis jokes...."

they are funny , fart jokes are also funny
06-12-2009, 06:16 PM
xDmonster

Why don't guys show eachother's penises at sleepovers.

jk
06-12-2009, 06:16 PM
brutzer

my friend shown me and 4 other guys in the room
but he was the only one , we didn't show him ours

it was the elephant routine , he unzipped the zipper and stood the twanger out along with the two pockets which served as the elephant ears.
06-12-2009, 06:18 PM
`doll

Why do guys try to impress other guys, like make sure everyone knows he does this, or for sure is into this.
06-12-2009, 06:44 PM
Lawliet1

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Originally Posted by `doll

I always considered them to be girls, for some reason.
Or I mean..they always appear to be more of a boy or girl or something, right?

Because they think it looks like tough shit to make fun of "prissier" type guys.
When they're probably hiding a deep dark secret that they like it in the butt,
OR they are so caught up in their manliness straight ego that it madness to be attracted to anything but a girl.

hehe its funny because if you ask a guy if they like porn they will reply"yeah i do"...

then ask them if they like watching a man and a woman make love and they say "sure its hot"

then you ask them if you like the guy to have a small penis and they reply "no i enjoy a girl getting banged by a big dick"...

seems like all guys are alittle bi lol ;)
06-12-2009, 06:45 PM
hobosexual

It seems like every other guy in the world thinks farts are hilarious, they also like to whip out there penises in front of other men.

I don't think either of those situations are funny at all, I must be gay or something.
06-12-2009, 06:48 PM
`doll

Ahaha. 'F~ck' just has the power to release your anger, worries, and stress maybe.
Like when you screw something up, you COULD say sh!t. But it doesn't.. have that same feeling.
06-12-2009, 06:49 PM
xDmonster

Why is it more common for a girl to act like a guy more than it is for a guy to act like a girl?

A girl can play with a baseball. Meh :/

A guy plays with a barbie. Let's whip this mutha ****a's ***.
06-12-2009, 06:50 PM
maoc389

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Originally Posted by hobosexual

It seems like every other guy in the world thinks farts are hilarious, they also like to whip out there penises in front of other men.

I don't think either of those situations are funny at all, I must be gay or something.

Because that makes perfect sense, because you don't like to see other guys penis's or show your own to other men, your gay :D.

Why do guys insist on drinking "manly" drinks. I love me hard liquor but theres nothing wrong with drinking feminine drinks, because they taste delicious.
06-12-2009, 07:12 PM
brutzer

me and my friend always whip each others jewels and we are not gay at all!

lol !
06-12-2009, 07:14 PM
MageMoa

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Originally Posted by brutzer

me and my friend always whip each others jewels and we are not gay at all!

lol !

You whip each others ''jewels''?

They show you their ''jewels''?

And you are not gay?

OH, come on!
06-12-2009, 07:16 PM
brutzer

nah , it's not like we wax the carrot

lol
06-12-2009, 07:22 PM
MageMoa

Quote:

Originally Posted by brutzer

nah , it's not like we wax the carrot

lol

Ok, I'm scared.
06-12-2009, 07:23 PM
brutzer

scared of what lol
06-12-2009, 07:38 PM
Psychadelic

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Originally Posted by MageMoa

We aren't.

How come most guys(excluding me) are so arrogant?

You aren't going to get any e-**** by being e-sensitive.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paladin Catling

Why am I the only hot guy on this planet?

Lern2EdwardCullen
06-12-2009, 07:39 PM
MageMoa

@Psy; You do not know me so please keep your twilight mouth closed :) (Sorry if I sound mean)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paladin Catling

Why am I the only hot guy on this planet?

Pic or it didn't happen.

You see, arrogant guys.
06-12-2009, 07:43 PM
Paladin Catling

Quote:

Originally Posted by MageMoa

@Psy; You do not know me so please keep your twilight mouth closed :) (Sorry if I sound mean)

Pic or it didn't happen.

You see, arrogant guys.

It happened alright. :3
06-12-2009, 07:45 PM
Psychadelic

Quote:

Originally Posted by MageMoa

@Psy; You do not know me so please keep your twilight mouth closed :) (Sorry if I sound mean)

Teehehehee i sew sry if i sownd meen k?

Grow a pair.
06-12-2009, 07:45 PM
MageMoa

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paladin Catling

It happened alright. :3

No! Prove it, I know I did :p (<< Arrogance :3)
06-12-2009, 07:49 PM
Paladin Catling

Quote:

Originally Posted by MageMoa

No! Prove it, I know I did :p (<< Arrogance :3)

Unfortunately for many, I do not load any pics of myself into the net.

So, if you wish to be granted by my divine presence and pure aura of godly looks, you should consider coming over to me, to see what is absolute beauty. :3
06-12-2009, 07:50 PM
MageMoa

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paladin Catling

Unfortunately for many, I do not load any pics of myself into the net.

So, if you wish to be granted by my divine presence and pure aura of godly looks, you should consider coming over to me, to see what is absolute beauty. :3

M > Y

Now, where do you live?
06-12-2009, 07:51 PM
Paladin Catling

Quote:

Originally Posted by MageMoa

M > Y

Now, where do you live?

I hail from Germany.
06-12-2009, 07:51 PM
`doll

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychadelic

Teehehehee i sew sry if i sownd meen k?

Grow a pair.

How come guys purposely act like total a-holes in a forum community, when that's all they make themselves look like to everyone?

2cool.
06-12-2009, 07:52 PM
xXpsychoXx

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paladin Catling

Unfortunately for many, I do not load any pics of myself into the net.

So, if you wish to be granted by my divine presence and pure aura of godly looks, you should consider coming over to me, to see what is absolute beauty. :3

And next comes the chocolate tunnel surfing:eye:
06-12-2009, 07:55 PM
Veron

Quote:

Originally Posted by `doll

How come guys purposely act like total a-holes in a forum community, when that's all they make themselves look like to everyone?

2cool.

Because perhaps they are indeed assholes?
06-12-2009, 07:56 PM
xDmonster

Why is there a 2girls1cup and not 2guys1cup? :eye:
06-12-2009, 07:56 PM
MageMoa

Quote:

Originally Posted by `doll

How come guys purposely act like total a-holes in a forum community, when that's all they make themselves look like to everyone?

2cool.

Because they all are @ssholes *sob*
Well, not all of them. Some are nice...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paladin Catling

I hail from Germany.

Ah, then I can visit you in my vacation. You're screwed :3
06-12-2009, 07:57 PM
Psychadelic

Quote:

Originally Posted by `doll

How come guys purposely act like total a-holes in a forum community, when that's all they make themselves look like to everyone?

2cool.

Well for starters, onrpg NEEDS more guys like myself. All these newfags came flooding in and all the old members became pussies. I'm just trying to throw some class into the situation.

QQmoarplz
06-12-2009, 07:58 PM
MageMoa

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychadelic

Well for starters, onrpg NEEDS more guys like myself. All these newfags came flooding in and all the old members became pussies. I'm just trying to throw some class into the situation.

QQmoarplz

This post includes arrogance, ignorance and @sshorance (see what I did thar?)
06-12-2009, 07:59 PM
`doll

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychadelic

Well for starters, onrpg NEEDS more guys like myself. All these newfags came flooding in and all the old members became pussies. I'm just trying to throw some class into the situation.

QQmoarplz

Classy .
06-12-2009, 07:59 PM
xXpsychoXx

Quote:

Originally Posted by xDmonster

Why is there a 2girls1cup and not 2guys1cup? :eye:

Because thats what 2Guys1Horse is for XD
06-12-2009, 08:00 PM
Paladin Catling

Quote:

Originally Posted by MageMoa

Because they all are @ssholes *sob*
Well, not all of them. Some are nice...

Ah, then I can visit you in my vacation. You're screwed :3

This question might be personal, but do you indulge into visiting the other side of the shore sometimes? :)
06-12-2009, 08:02 PM
MageMoa

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paladin Catling

This question might be personal, but do you indulge into visiting the other side of the shore sometimes? :)

That conversation should be in a PM,.
06-12-2009, 08:02 PM
Paladin Catling

Quote:

Originally Posted by MageMoa

That conversation should be in a PM,.

Shy are we?
06-12-2009, 08:04 PM
xDmonster

Quote:

Originally Posted by MageMoa

@ssholance (see what I did thar?)

See what I did there? :p

That fits better.
06-12-2009, 08:04 PM
newone1

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychadelic

Well for starters, onrpg NEEDS more guys like myself. All these newfags came flooding in and all the old members became pussies. I'm just trying to throw some class into the situation.

QQmoarplz

Maybe a few just to keep this place lively.
06-12-2009, 08:07 PM
`doll

Quote:

Originally Posted by newone1

Maybe a few just to keep this place lively.

We already have a few who are to total tools,
don't need asshats who are to everyone.
06-12-2009, 08:36 PM
MageMoa

Quote:

Originally Posted by Veron

tl;dr guys have major ego problems

You must be a guy, eh? :)
06-12-2009, 08:38 PM
Veron

Quote:

Originally Posted by MageMoa

You must be a guy, eh? :)

Duh... just posting my "OPINION"

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